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One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of “Good Nights” she went upstairs.

Immediately all seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing on each others shoulders beneath Snow White’s bedroom window. Tonight was Grumpy’s turn to be on the top and as he was the only one who could see in the window it was his duty to inform the other dwarfs what she was doing.

After a minute or two he hollered down, “She’s taking off her blouse!” and this was echoed down the stack “Taking off her blouse,” “She’s taking off her blouse,” “Blouse is coming off,” “Taking off her blouse,” etc.

Next Grumpy yelled, “She’s taking off her skirt,” which was followed by the echoes “Taking off her skirt,” “She’s taking off her skirt,” “Skirt’s coming off,” “Taking off her skirt,” etc.

Of course the next line from Grumpy was, “She’s taking off her bra!” and the echo chorus went down the line: “She taking off her bra!” “She’s taking off her bra!” “She taking off her bra!” etc.

Then Grumpy said, “She’s taking off her panties!” which again cascaded down the dwarf tower. “She’s taking off her panties!” “She’s taking off her panties!” “She’s taking off her panties!” “She taking off her panties!” etc.

Finally Grumpy looked around and from his vantage height saw someone coming through the woods so he yelled, “Someone’s coming!”

And from the next dwarf to the bottom dwarf was heard, “Me too.” “Me too.” “Me too.” “Me too.” “Me too.” “Me too.”

When I went to City Hall to renew my dog license, I told the clerk I wanted a
license for Sex. He said,” I’d like one too!� Then I said,� But this is a dog.”
He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said,� You don’t understand.
I’ve had Sex since I was 9 years old.” He winked at me and said,” You must have
been quite a kid.” When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took my dog
with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and
another room for Sex. He said,� As long as you pay your bill, we don’t care what
you do.” I said,� Look, you don’t understand, Sex keeps me up at night.” The
clerk said, “Funny, I have the same problem.” Then I wanted to enter Sex into a
competition. Just before the judges came around, the dog ran away. Another dog
owner came over and asked me what was wrong. I said,”Sex ran away.” He said,�
What?” I told him that I wanted to have sex in the contest. He said, “You’ll
clean up!” “No you don’t understand, I wanted to have Sex on the T.V, I am
taping it at home.” He said, “You know, they do have that stuff on cable these
days.” Then my wife and I decided to separate. So we went to court to fight for
custody of the dog. I said to the judge, “Your honor, I have had Sex since
before we were married.” The judge replied,” This is no confessional. Please
stick to the facts.” Then I told him, after I was married, Sex kind of left me.
The judge said, “Yeah, me too”. Well then last night, Sex got out and ran away
again. So I went looking for him. I just about found him in an alley, when a
police car pulled up. The officer asked me what I was doing. I said, “Looking
for Sex.” My case comes up a week from tomorrow.