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Where is he?

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A manager in a big company needed to contact one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home
phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered voice on the first ring,
“Hello?”

“Is your Daddy home?” the boss quickly asked. “Yes”, whispered the small
voice. May I talk with him?” the man asked, feeling somewhat put-off by this
delay. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.”

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?” “Yes”,
came the answer. “May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.”

“Son, is there any one there besides you?” the boss impatiently asked the
child. “Yes”, whispered the child, “A policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked,
“May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he’s busy”, whispered the child. “Busy
doing what?” asked the boss. “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman”, came
the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter
through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?” “A
hello-copper.”, answered the whispering voice. “What is going on there?” asked
the boss, now alarmed. In an awed voice the child answered, “The police just
landed the hello-copper!”

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, “Why
are they there?”

After a muffled giggle, the young voice replied in a very low whisper,
“They’re looking for me!”

Goose, eh?

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A farmer went into town for market day and sold everything but a small goose. Afterward, he decided to go see a movie while in town. At the movie theatre, the ticket girl took one look at the goose and said, “You can’t take the bird inside, mister.”

The farmer went around the corner, stuck the bird under his coveralls, and headed back to the theater. During the movie, the goose started getting restless, so the farmer unzipped his fly so the bird could stick his head out for some fresh air.

Sitting next to the farmer were two little old ladies. One turned to the other, whispering, “Minnie, I thought when you’d seen one, you’d seen ’em all, but I’ll be damned if the one on the guy next to me ain’t eating my popcorn!”

Mother Mouse Knows B

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A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, Mother Mouse saw a cat slinking toward them. The cat was between the mice and their hole. The mother mouse puffed up her lungs and went, “Woof! Woof!” The cat turned tail and ran.With that, the mother quickly led her children back to safety in their hole. When they were settled and breathing normally, Mother Mouse said to her children, “Now, what’s the lesson from that experience?””We don’t know,” the baby mice squeaked.”It is this,” said Mom Mouse.”It’s good to know a second language.”