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Who’s there?
Gorky!
Gorky who!
Gorky will unlock the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gracie!
Gracie who!
Gracie for you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady of Expectations!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar!
Grammar who!
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grant!
Grant who!
Grant you a wish, what is it!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle”, he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates” Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells”.
Saint Peter said “you may pass through the pearly gates”.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The man replied, “They’re Carols”.
The only culture many children are exposed to.
A friend of Stevie Wonder bought him a cheese grater for Christmas. A few weeks later the chap met up with the star again and asked him what he thought of the present.”Man!” replied Stevie.”That was the most violent book I’ve ever read!”
Never fight an ugly person… they have nothing to lose
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Did you hear about the psychiatrist who gave his son a set of mental
blocks for Christmas?
One day, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottish man, were
standing on a bridge. As they were standing on the bridge
chatting, a herd of cows crossed the bridge.
“Those have got to be English cows,” the Englishman commented.
“They’re black and white.”
“No,” the Irishmen argued. “They’ve got to be Irish cows, they
got spots.”
“I beg to differ,” the Scottish man said. “Those are Scottish
cows. They got the wee bagpipes hanging down!
A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he found walking along side of the highway.
One day as he was driving along he came across a Nun who appeared to be having car trouble.
Pulling over to offer the Nun a ride to the nearest service station, the Nun graciously thanked the driver for stopping and accepted his offer.
After driving a few miles the truck driver saw an attorney walking along the highway.
As was his custom, the truck driver swerved to hit the attorney but, at the last moment, remembered he had the Nun as a passenger and abruptly swerved away to avoid hitting the attorney.
Surprised upon hearing a loud ‘thump’ as he passed the attorney, the truck driver peered in his rear view only to see the attorney lying injured along side of the road.
“I’m so sorry Sister, I thought I missed hitting that attorney!” the truck driver plead.
“You did my son, but I got him with the door!” gleed the Nun.
A teenage couple went to the guy’s house and wanted to have sex.
They go into the guy’s bedroom and got on the top bunk. His brother is on the bottom bunk so they decided to use code words; lettuce for harder and tomato for faster.
So they’re saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato etc…
The brother wakes up and says “Would you guys stop making sandwiches? You’re getting mayonnaise all over my face!”
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Edited by Curtis
A blonde goes to a electronics store n asks to buy that t.v. the shop keeper replies no so she goes home n dies hair brown she goes back the next day n says can i buy that t.v. the shop keeper says no your that blonde from yesterday so she goes home n dies her hair black n goes bk to the shop to weeks l8ter n says can i buy that t.v. the shop keeper says no your that blonde from two weeks a go she replies how do u know he replies its not a t.v. its a microwave.