There once was a girl named suzy brown who thought no body could
lay her down. Over the hill came pissball pete with forty feet
of swinging meat. He took here in the long green grass, suck his
dick right up her ass. Suzy brown let go a fart blew his balls
forty feet apart. Over the hill came pissball pete with forty
feet of Shredded meat.
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12 Good Things about Burning the Turkey
1. Salmonella won�t be a concern.
2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
5. Pets won�t bother to pester you for scraps.
6. No one will overeat.
7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
9. You�ll get to the desserts even quicker.
10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
12. You won�t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
Legalese
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off
with their clothes.
Team doing badly
Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award!
It’s an appointment !
hi waz up how r u all doin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
hi waz up how r u all doin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am kate who r u.
That’s not fair
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer making love to a beautiful woman.
“That’s not fair,” he complained. “I face torment for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it making love to a beautiful woman.”
“Shut up!” barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. “Who are you to question her punishment?”
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Edited by Glaci
Bill and Monica different
How are Bill and Monica different?
One won’t come clean and the other won’t clean cum.
I feel like a kid again!
Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again!
Finding The Car
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. ‘What the heck are you doing ?’ he asks the drunk. ‘I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.’ he replies. ‘So how does feeling the roof help you ?’ asks the puzzled manager.’Well,’ replies the drunk earnestly, ‘MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!’.
5 things to do to annoy people
1. Go up to them and say , ” Do you know what the most annoying
sound in the world is ? EOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! ”
2. Stare at them until they can absolutly not take it any more !
3. Tap them on the shoulder , and every time they look at you ,
say , ” Does this bother you ? “
4. Put your two index fingers on the back of there heads , and
slowly raise them up , saying , ” I’m a martion from outter
space ! And i’m here to get you ! ”
5. Ask them to tie your shoe . When they do , tell them , ” That
isn’t good enough ! Do it again ! ” And say it in a real serious
voice .
All You Can Drink
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half. Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, “I know it’s none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole “drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one” routine?” “Well,” slurred the man, “There’s a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it’s time for me to go home.”
How does a blonde commit suicide?…
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.