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One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?” “Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.” “That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?” “Yeah, and they’re in favour 17 to 2.”

(If you can imagine a real mean cowboy accent, the effect of
this joke will be much better!)

A cowboy is traveling on his horse when he sees a bar. He
decides to stop for a few drinks, so he ties his horse outside
the bar, walks into the bar, sits right up at the counter and
orders a few beers. This cowboy is new in town, so he notices
some of the other bar patrons giving him funny looks, and he
suspects that they’ll try something funny, but he continues to
drink. When he’s satisfied, he pays for the beers and walks out
of the bar only to find his horse missing.

However, he keeps his cool, struts back into the bar, puts on a
really mean look and says, “Look, I don’t know what you asses
did to my horse out there…but I’m planning to make a move on
within the next FIVE minutes, and if my horse isn’t back where
it’s supposed to be by then, well…I’m gonna have to do here
what I did in Texas!” The cowboy sneers. “And I DON’T wanna do
what I did in Texas!”

The cowboy glares at everyone before returning to the counter
and ordering another couple of beers. The other customers seem a
bit shaken, and sure enough after 5 minutes, the cowboy walks
out and finds his horse tied where it was supposed to be.

Just as he’s about to leave, the bartender approaches him and
asks, “Just out of curiosity, partner. What was it you did in
Texas that you didn’t want to do here?” The cowboy turns to the
bartender, gives a lopsided grin and replies, “I had to walk
home!”

theres there hikers that go out in the woods then they run into some canables.”were scrued “. says the first guy “SLINCE” roors the king canable i will let you pass if you coplete this test
first you have to go out and find ten of the same fruit the first guy brings back ten apples now you have to shove them up your ass without any exprshen on your face
so he starts 12… on the 3rd one he wienced out in pain
so they killed him and ate him
then the second guy came with ten blueberrys and started 12345678.. on the 9th one he cracked up the two guys meet up in heaven “why did you start laghing you almost got away with it” “haha i saw bill coming with pinneapples!”

As the Clinton administration was drawing to a close, some folks were pondering what we will miss about Bill Clinton. Best bets:=> The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides. => Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinsky’s. She replied, “Close, but no cigar.” => The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica’s dress: “Presidue.” => Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. => Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister!