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A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they discussed their predicament in great depth. Finally the priest said to the nun, “you know sister, I am about to die, and there’s always been one thing I’ve wanted here on earth–to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?”The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, “well, Father, now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a man naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?”With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nun exclaimed, “Father! What is that little thing hanging between your legs?”The priest patiently answered, “That, my child, is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life.””Well,” responded the nun, “forget about me. Stick it in the camel!”

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The
guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick
the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure
which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The crane operator then
lowered the pole to the ground and repsitioned to pick up another pole. This
went on several times when the foreman came over and asked why they couldn’t
measure the poles while they were laying on the ground? The Aggies replied, “we
need to know how tall the poles are, not how long”.