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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, ”Congratulations sir, You’re the father of twins.” ”What a coincidence,” the man said with some obvious pride. ”I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.” The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, ”You sir, are the father of triplets.” ”Wow, That’s really an incredible coincidence ” he answered. ”I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.” An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she turn to the thirrd man — who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. ”Don’t tell me! Another coincidence?” asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said ”I don’t believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!” After hearing this, everybody’s attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly regained consciousness. When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again. ”I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers… ”I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers… ”I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers…”

A couple goes to Mexico City for vacation and goes to a famous local
restaurant. They ask the waiter’s opinion about what to order, and he tells them
they have a special each Sunday that’s wonderful, so the couple orders that.
With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter
with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping; it smells delicious and
tastes even better.
The couple is delighted with their meal and asks the waiter just what the
fabulous meat dish was. “Senor,” he explains, “each Saturday night, we have the
bullfights, and that was the bull’s balls you ate.
The couple is a bit taken aback by what they had just eaten, but it was
delicious, so they get over it.
Six months later, the couple returns back in Mexico City and decide to go
to the same same restaurant. Feeling adventuresome, they order the same dish.
Once again, with great fanfare, the waiter brings out the huge silver
serving dish and places it on the table. But this time there are two tiny pieces
of meat, barely enough for one.
The man says, “Excuse me, but the last time we were here and ordered this
dish, it was huge, more than enough for two. Why is this one so small?”
The waiter smiles and replies, �Well you see, senor, sometimes the bull
wins!”