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I have marble walls of white,
So fine, so soft.
Hidden treasure burried inside,
That can never be discovered
until it breaks out.
Nobody can seal my tresure,
no thief so experianced
as to break inside.
My marble walls are my locks,
There is no way in,
just a way out,
yet a few weeks,
and where is my tresure?
Gone, disappeared.
Or has it?
Has it broken free at last?
What am I?
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An egg!
One morning, little Avrahom is eating his cheese and tomato sandwich when his
mother says to him, �Do you know what cheese is made backwards?�
�No, mum.�
�Edam.�
my sister she has moles.
and i cant find my remote so whata do…………………go to mexico with your sister so you can call her guacaMOLE
There once was a magic mirror, if you asked it a question and it was true then you would not dissappear, but if it was wrong you would dissappear. So a redhead walks up to it and says “I am the richest girl in the world, she dissappeared, the brunette said that she was the prettiest girl in the world she dissappered, the blonde went to the mirror and said “I think………… and she dissappeared
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Snow…
Snow who?
Snow use – I can’t remember
How does a blonde part their hair?
By doing the splits.
What do you call a zit on a blonde’s bum?
A brain tumor.
Motongo era un negro que ten�a mucho dinero y fue a la casa de su novia a pedirle a su madre la mano de su hija.
La se�ora era algo racista y no estaba de acuerdo con que su hija se casara con un negro, as� que en cuanto se enter� del motivo de su visita le dijo a Motongo:
“Mi hija no se casa si su marido no tiene cuatro autos”.
Motongo contest�:
“Motongo quiere, Motongo compra”.
“Mi hija no se casa si su marido no tiene una mansi�n”.
“Motongo quiere, Motongo compra”.
Por �ltimo la madre le dijo a Motongo:
“Ella no se casa si su marido no la tiene de dos metros”.
Y Motongo le contest�:
“Motongo quiere, Motongo corta”.
Q: What’s the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: One’s a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other’s a fish.
Yo’ mama so fat, she has an echo in her belly button!
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.”
The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, “What happened? Was the cord too long?”
The first guy says, “No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a ‘pinata’?”
One day a woman archeologist found a magic lamp and rubbed it, and a genie popped out. “you have three wishes.” he said “but your husband gets twice as much.” “i wish for a pile of dimonds” poof! she got a pile of dimonds. poof! her husband got two. you have 2 wishes left.” said the geinie. “iwish for a pile of gold.” poof! she got a pile of gold. poof! her husband got two. “you have 1 wish left. remember your husband gets twice as much.’ so she thought real hard and finaly said “i wish for you to scare me half to death.”