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A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”

The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, “There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse”, and he charged them $32.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally, the doctor asked, “just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

The old man said, “we’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married, and we can’t go to her house. I’m married, and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get back $28 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor’s office.”

A husband proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 1,100 words a day, where as women use 2,200 words a day. She though about this for awhile and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.He said “What?”

Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up.

“All the ladies down on the floor,” one handsome robber commanded.

“My grandmother too?” the little girl asked.
“Yes, your grandmother too!”

“All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses.”

“My grandmother too?”
“Yes, your grandmother too! All ladies will now remove their panties.”

“Surely you don’t mean my grandmother too?” asked the little girl.

Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted, “YES, YOUR GRANDMOTHER TOO! Now, all the ladies on the floor are to spread their legs apart.”

When the little girl started to ask if her grandmother was included, her grandmother snarled, “YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID!”

Esto es un calvo que estaba acomplejado con su calva, entonces para ligar se pon�a peluca.

Un buen d�a se lig� a una cegata. Una vez en la casa del calvo la cegata se va al ba�o para quitarse las gafas, en ese momento el calvo aprovecha para quitarse la peluca, cuando la cegata va a tientas a la cama empieza a tocar la cabeza del calvo y exclama:

“�Esta es la cabeza?”

“S�”, contesta el calvo.

“Pues eso se lo vas a meter a tu puta madre.”

there was a boy who slept on top of his covers naked one night a little girl came in and crowled in bed with this boy she asked what’s that the boy said hairy may I play with hairy she said yes and the next day he woke up in the hospital the little boy asked why am i here hairy spit on so I bit him off