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During the “rush hour” at Houston’s Hobby Airport, my flight was delayed due to a mechanical problem. Since they needed the gate for another flight, the aircraft was backed away from the gate while the maintenance crew worked on it. We were then told the new gate number, which was some distance away.

Everyone moved to the new gate, only to find that a third gate had been designated for us. After some further shuffling, everyone got on board, and as we were settling in, the flight attendant made the standard announcement, “We apologize for the inconvenience of this last-minute gate change. This flight is going to Washington, D.C. If your destination is not Washington, D.C., then you should ‘deplane’ at this time.”

A very confused-looking and red-faced pilot emerged from the cockpit, carrying his bags. “Sorry,” he said, “wrong plane.”

A true story.

MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN:
Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He’s at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I’m sorry; I
can’t sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I’d like to buy this. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat? MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well…where is he? MAN: He’s at home! CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I
can’t sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What’s in the sack? MAN: Put your hand inside. CHECKOUT LADY:
Hmmm.It’s warm and moist! What is it? MAN: I would like to buy some toilet
paper.

Van tres amigos a un club nocturno, y al entrar observan que se paga a una m�quina y �sta te asigna a la puta. Introduce el primero 60 euros y la m�quina le dice:

“Planta tercera – Puta 9.”

Introduce el segundo amigo 30 euros y la m�quina le dice:

“Planta primera – Puta 5.”

Y por �ltimo echa el tercero 1 euro y la m�quina le dice:

“Planta Baja – Puta calle.”

Men are like roses you have to watch out for the pricks