Earlier this year, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00 they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.After the US published the study France decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man’s hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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Seating Arrangement
Four gay guys walk into a bar, there is only one stool left, so they turn it over and then they each take their seat.
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps up and says, “Honey, I can explain!”
“As I was coming homefrom the golf course, I saw this poor helpless girl on the side of the road. So I gave her a ride and asked her where she was going. She said she had no where to go and hadn’t eaten anything in three days. I felt so sorry for her that I brought her home and gave her something to eat.
While she was eating, I noticed she had no shoes so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t use anymore. Then I noticed her clothes were worn, so I gave her one of your dresses that you don’t use anymore.
As she was ready to leave, she turned to me and said, ‘Is there anything else your wife doesn’t use anymore?'”
Sticking It Out
The little boy was 8 yrs old when his parents decided to have him circumcised (looking different than dad, other kids, etc.).
After a few days of recovery, the boy went back to school.
After about an hour, the pain was really starting to bother him so he asked if he could see the school nurse.
He went to see her but was too embarrassed to tell her what the problem was.
She suggested that he call his Mom and see if she could come and get him.
The nurse waited in the other room while the call was made.
After a few minutes the little boy came out and started walking back to class, but the nurse noticed that his penis was hanging out of his pants.
She said “Johnny, what are you doing? You can’t walk around like that.”
He replied, “Well I told my Mom how much I hurt and she said that if I could just stick it out till lunch time she would come pick me up then.”
Cierto d�a se encuentra Pepito
Cierto d�a se encuentra Pepito acostado en su cama, cuando siente que le empiezan a picar los zancudos, entonces va corriendo con su mam� y le dice:
“�Mam�, mam�, me est�n picando los mosquitos!”
Y la mam� le dice:
“No te apures hijito, solamente esp�ntalos y ya no pasa nada.”
Entonces el ni�o la obedece y los espanta agitando sus manitas, cuando de repente ve pasar unas luciernagas, y se sale corriendo de su cuarto gritando muy asustado:
“�Mam�, mam�, ahora me est�n buscando con linternas!”
Beware of those wearing suspenders
Beware of those wearing suspenders with belts.
En una examen de Espa�ol
En una examen de Espa�ol de quinto a�o de primaria, ven�a un ejercicio de ant�nimos.
Nubia contest�:
Limpio – Sucio. Arriba – Abajo. Chico – Grande. Hablar – Callar; y por �ltimo: Salado – “Suertudo”.
Yo mama so dumb
yo mamma so dumb she stuck a light bulb up her ass and said I GOT THE POWER.
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Who Can Handle the Longest Cock
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were in a bar. The Brunette
said that she could take an eight inch cock up her cunt. The
Redhead said, “That’s nothing. I can take a twelve inch cock in
my cunt.” The blonde smiled at them and slid down the bar
stool….
Satan�s Sister
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up
early and goes to their local church.
Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about
their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!!
Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each
other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly
in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy is in his
presence.
This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, “Hey, don’t you
know who I am?”
The man says, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan says, “Well, aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man says, “Nope, sure isn�t.”
Satan, perturbed, says, “And why aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Well, I’ve been married to your sister for 25 years.”
Three Drunk Girls
3 girls went out and partied and got drunk. The next morning they were taking about who did the craziest thing last night. The 1st girl said I was so drunk I ran into a stop sign. The second girl says that�s nothing I rode up to the mc Donalds drive-in on a bike. The third girl goes that�s nothing last night I blowed chunks. The other girls say that�s nothing. And then the third girl says no chunks is my dog.
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