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Kid’s Books That You Won’t See Published

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1) You’re Different — And That’s Bad

2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

3) Robert: Dad’s New Wife

4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

5) The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking

6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her

7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

8) All Cats Go to Hell

9) The Little Sissy That Snitched

10) Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?

11) That’s It, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption.

12) Grandpa Gets a Casket

13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool

14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17) Strangers Have the Best Candy

18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19) You Were an Accident

20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

22) Your Nightmares Are Real

23) Where Would You Like to be Buried?

24) You’ve Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown

25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose

Messages

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Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, “Wait here a minute, I’ll be right back.”

He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks back across the street.

The other dog says, “What was that about?”

The dog first dog says, “I was just checking my messages.”

Submitted by curtis
Edited by axelwang

Story teller

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While the Clintons were still in the Governor’s Mansion in Arkansas, one night Chelsea came in to the bedroom and said, “Mommy, tell me a story please!”

Hillary said, “It’s 3:00 am, honey, can’t you just go to bed?”

Chelsea answered, “I tried, Mommy, but I can’t sleep, please tell me a story.”

Hillary thought for a moment and said, “OK, honey, I’ll tell you what, you just jump up here in bed with me, and when your daddy finally gets home, we’ll both get to hear a story!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

Counting f’s

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Read the following sentence and count how many F’s there are. Count them
ONLY ONCE: Do not go back and count them again!!!

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

ANSWER:

There are six F’s in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds three
of them. If you spotted four, you’re above average. If you got five, you
can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius.
There is no catch. Many people forget the “OF”‘s. The human brain tends to
see them as V’s and not F’s. Pretty weird, huh?

My daughter’s a good girl!

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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, “Gimme a break, lady!
Your daughter is pregnant!”

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, “Quit looking out the window! Aren’t you paying attention to me?”

“Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma’am. It’s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came.

I was hoping they’d show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!”