Q: What’s rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts
with a c, ends with a t, and has a u and an n in it?
A: A coconut.
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Bad Heart
Q: What do you do when a pig has a heartatack?
A: You call an hambulance!
Gynecologist Painter
One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn’t have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help.
A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again.
The clerk asked, “Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?”
He said, “Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked with nobody home. But I’ll be damned if that gynecologist didn’t stick his hand through the mail slot and paint the whole house!”
Things get worse under pressure.
Things get worse under pressure.
A young woman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
A young woman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up grumpy every morning.
Client: No, I always let him sleep.
Super bowl
yo mommas so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama so stupid….
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Jackson vs Priest
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a Catholic priest?
A: Nothing
You’re So Ugly
You’re So Ugly When You Die You’ll Have To Be Turned In To
Ashes!!!!
Respect? In The White House?
What is the most respected thing that passes throught the White House?
A tourist.
Really Stupid People
Really Stupid People Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message “He’s lying” was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t telling the truth. Believing the “lie detector” was working, the suspect confessed.