what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
you better hold onto your nuts cuz this is no ordinary blow job.
Author: admin
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy
performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?
He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she’s making money on the side.
A quote on marriage
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Why did the punk cross the road?
Q. Why did the punk cross the road?
A. Because the Chicken was stapled to his forehead!
The Two Men
There were once two men, Bob and Joe, who were debating on who
did the worst sin. Bob says, “I had an affaire with a hot
brunette with light blue eyes while my hot blond hair with dark
green eyed wife was at home.” Joe laughed and said, “I had an
affaire with a hot blond hair with dark green eyes while my hot
brunette with light blue eyed wife was at home.”
Bonifacio en el consultorio de
Bonifacio en el consultorio de un m�dico:
“Doctor, cuando yo duermo, ronco mucho y muy fuertemente”.
“�Le molesta mucho?”
“No, a m� no”.
“�Le molesta a su esposa?”
“No, ella duerme que ni un ca��n la despierta”.
“�Les molesta a los vecinos?”
“Yo no tengo vecinos”.
“Entonces, �cu�l es el problema?”
“Es que por eso me han botado cinco veces del trabajo”.
Blond
what does tgif stand for
tits go in front
Mouse balls
Subject: MOUSE BALLS
> How To Replace Mouse Balls
I don’t know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.
Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
Jenna
Your mommais is fat
your momma is so fat evry time she walks she falls down.
Office arithmatic!
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = PROFIT
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = PRODUCTION
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = PROMOTION
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = OVERTIME
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Giving Your Seat to
Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.” “Well, you’ve done the right thing,” says Mommy “But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.”
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!