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Big chiefs wife goes to see the tribe doctor.
She tells him “Doctor, Big Chief, no fart” “Ahh” says the Doctor “take this tablet to him and tell him to stick it up his bum then come back in one week”. So off she goes. All well and done,she returns a week later. “Doctor, Big Chief still no fart. “Hmmm I see” he says.”Here,take this pill and do as you did last week”. With that the Doctor hands her a pill the size of a matchbox. A week soon passes and she returns. “Doctor big chief still no-fucking fart”.”Oh I see”, says doctor, “Here take this and repeat the process” The Doctor hands her a tennis ball sized pill.The wife goes home to her flatulated spouse. She does as is told and returns to see the doctor the following morning looking rather bewildered. The doctor sits her down and asks her to report the outcome. After countless sobs she blurts out “Doctor, Big fart no fucking Chief”.

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador.

For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.

On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, “As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette.”

“One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded – you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger.”

This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.

Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.

The African ambassador was much impressed with the couragous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.

When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay.

Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, “Now it is time for you to sample our game, African roulette”.

So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six beautiful, naked women.

The African ambassador said, “These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a oral sex – take your pick”.

The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn’t see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, “Well, ok, great, but where’s the roulette part? Where’s the danger?”

With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:

“One of them’s a cannibal.”

A man was going away on a trip for work. Before he left he stopped at an Adult Toy store to pick up something for his wife while he was away because she was a sex-aholic.

He didnt want her fucking just any guy so when he went into the store he told the clerk his issue.

The man said “I have just what you need”.

He went to the back and brought out a large green box. “This is my little green fucking machine. It never tires and it will “DO” whatever you want it to. Just say “Little Green Fucking Machine”, and whatever you want it to fuck and when you are done just say little green fucking machine off. It wont stop til it’s off”.

So the man bought the toy and went home to show his wife. She was very amused and decided to use it no more than 5 minutes after he left.

“Little green phucking machine….me”. She and the machine went at it for 4 or 5 hours.

When she was done she realized she didn’t remember the command to turn it off. So she threw it off of her and ran away….butt naked.

A neighbor saw the woman running in the nude and called the police.

When the police officer stopped the woman about a mile down the road she told him the whole story.

When she was through the officer laughed and replied “little green phucking machine my ass”.

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Edited by Curtius