The other line always moves faster.
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Modesty is one of my
Modesty is one of my more outstanding qualities.
Pizza Delivery Man
Q: What do the gynecologist and the Pizza deliveryman have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.
R u smart or dumb!
Ok ummm DNT CHEAT ON THIS OR IT WONT B FUN!!!!!…..
r U smart Or DuMb!!!!
OK WATS 1+1
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Long and hard…
What’s long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?
A: Not being retarded!
In the navy
‘Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and…’ Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the stop, so Little Johnny tells her.
‘I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
`I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy’
At this point Mummy cut him off and says, Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.’
At the dinner table, Mummy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat and ‘… then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy.’
Q: How many second
Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, they don’t get up that high.
An elderly woman
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An
usher asked to see her invitation.
“I don’t have one,” she said.
“Well then, are you a friend of the groom?”
“I should say not,” snapped the woman, “I’m the bride’s mother.”
Knock KnockWho’s there?William!William who?William-ind your
Knock KnockWho’s there?William!William who?William-ind your own business!
I have good news and bad news
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
BLONDE/REDNECK
if you think that deodorant is for… a yeast infection, you just might be one blonde redneck!