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Well I wanna be a…

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There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way off. But while searching, one of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out.

“I will grant you each a wish,” he said.

“Why not,” thought the blondes. “It’s worth a try.”

“I want to be the world’s best swimmer” one said, “so can swim off of the island”. She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away.

“I want to be a bird” one said, and flew away immediately.

The 3rd, and last one thought for a while. “I want to be a man. Maybe that would help.” She was instantly transformed into a man, then walked across the bridge to the mainland, where she joined her two friends.

Dying Man

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A man goes to the doctor and he finds out that he is very ill and only has a few weeks to live. He can’t believe it and starts asking the doctor, “What can I do?”

The Doctor says that unfortunately it is too late and he should concentrate on getting his affairs in order.

“There must be something!” the man says. “What about radiation, Chemotherapy….I’m a tough guy!”

The doctor again says that there is nothing they can do for him and he should concentrate on the time he has left. The man, however, is beside himself and will not give up.

“Doc, please. What about experimental treatments? I’m not leaving until you give me something!”

At this point the doctor finally says, “OK, if I were you I’d take my wife up to the wine country and go to one of those spas they have, for a mud bath.”

Now the guy really can’t believe it.

“A mud bath?” he says. “If radiation won’t work, chemo won’t work, what is a mud bath supposed to accomplish?”

“Well, replies the Doctor, “It will get you used to dirt.”

A Blonde Travel

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A blonde a brunette and a red head are going on a trip and they stop at a grocery store to get some supplies they all get done and meet each other by the exit the brunette says i bought a bottle of water so when i get thirsty i can have a drink! then the red head says i brought a snack so when i get hungrey i can eat! and the blonde says i bought a car door so when i get hot i can roll down the window!

How Much Is A Trick?

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A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent. The convent is in a run-down neighborhood, and as the priest walks down the street several prostitutes approach and proposition him.”Twenty bucks a trick!”These solicitations embarrass the priest who lowers his head and hurries on until he gets to the convent. Once inside he displays his naivet� by asking the Mother Superior, “What is a trick?” She answers, “Twenty bucks — just like on the street.”