A religious man was selling his horse. He taught this horse three commands
walk=hallaliua
run= praise the lord
stop=amen
Well one day a man wanted to buy the horse. So the original owner told him the commands.
The man got on the horse and inmmediatly yelled out praise the lord. The horse started to run. The horse ran and ran. But at the second the man saw a cliff up ahead. He yelled with his lungs Amen but the horse didnt hear him. He said it over and over again but the horse hadent heard him.
At the last second he yelled amen and the horse stoped at the edge of the cliff. He raises his hand wipes his brows and says hallaliua praise the lord and the horse starts running off the cliff.
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the other replied ” i’m glad shes gone”
“why is that then”
“coz we wont get the blame for pissing on the couch anymore”.
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TEACHER: Well, at least there’s one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What’s that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn’t be cheating.
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“Yo tambi�n, compadre.”
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“Va pues, compadre.”
Ya habi�ndose puesto de acuerdo, se encontraban en eso cuando le dice el compadre que la estaba haciedo de mujer:
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Shine a flashlight in her ear.