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An eight year old boy comes home from school and says “Daddy! Daddy! What is the difference between a pussy and a cunt?” The dad says, “No, I cant tell you that! You’re too young!” The son goes, “NO I’m not daddy! Please tell me.” So the father says alright and takes the boy into the bedroom. When they walk into the room, the boys mother is fast asleep. So the dad pulls back the covers, and like always, the mother is lying there without any panties on. The father points in between her legs and says, “You see that? That’s a pussy!” The son asks, “Oooo! Can I pat it?” The father reply’s, “NO! You’ll wake up the cunt!”

Yo Mama smells so bad she make speed stick slow down

Estaba un se�or sentado en la barra del bar y le grita al cantinero:

“Cantinero, deme una copa m�s”.

Y antes de tomarse la copa escupe al piso y diciendo:

“Puffffs, Puffffs, Puffffs, qu� bueno para manejar ese cabr�n.”

Y le pide otra copa al cantinero y antes de tomar la copa hace lo mismo de agarrarle una escupidera.

“Puffffs, Puffffs, Puffffs, qu� bueno para manejar ese cabr�n.”

Y el cantinero extra�ado le pregunta:

“D�game �qu� le pasa a usted que escupe cada rato y dice esa frase?”

“Mire… Cuando venia para ac�, me tra�a un colega en su aut�movil, pero cuando �bamos a dar una vuelta peligrosa en la monta�a nos encontramos a dos trailers juntos, uno por cada carril, s�lo quedaba un espacio en medio de los dos como para pasar en dos llantas y yo aterrorizado le grito a mi colega �SI ME SALVAS DE ESTA TE LA MAMO!”

Y terminando de decir eso dice el se�or:

“Puffffs, Puffffs, Puffffs, qu� bueno para manejar ese cabr�n.”

These are Insult that people have told me and i think a crappy
insult can easliey be changed by the oppisite.(People actualy
tried to offend me by these)

1.At least I had foot loops for breakfast
(At least I had honeycomb’s for breakfast)-I was the laughing
stock of the town
when I tried this

2.Up yours!(I’m givin’ you 10 seconds to get that out of my butt)
People kept stareing at me for about one hour!!!

3.Bite Me!(Gimme $5 bucks and I’ll lick you)-Hate being called a
prostatute! Do Not
try this then!!!!!

4.I’m rubber Your glue what ever comes to bounces to you!
(I’m a peddle push me)-prostatute agian!

5.your mom!(don’t you love it when your Nan made those cookies
that had that filling in the middle and we’d spend hours trying
to figure
out what was holding it up)-what was holding it up?

6.You had sexual inercourses with a giant amadillo
(You hated an alligator)-That was so stupid i had to laugh!!!!

7.Will one day I read a bungee jumping book(With this you just
say it ,they’ll crack up ,then you kick em’ in the head then run
away)
-N/A

8.They plug there ears and they go, La la la la (Plug your ears
and sing a song if your male a way to get em’ away is to sing
Man I feel like a woman. or It’s rainin’ men !!!)-People thought
i was gay

9.Can you smell what the rock is cookin'(Can you smell my
fart)or(supdoc!)-That was a good fart though!

10.Just bring it!(Please don’t tear off my clothes)N/a