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One day a substitute teacher was taking over for a class. All the students were present except for three.

As the sub began a little boy walked in late. the sub said “what’s your name and why are you late”.

The boy responded “my name is bobby thatcher and i was late cuz i was on top of cherry hill”.

Not wanting to go on further with the interruption the sub told him to take his seat.

The sub then tried to go on with the lesson but again was stopped by another late little boy. “what is your name and why are you late”.

The boy replied “my name is billy duncan and i was on top of cherry hill”.

At this point the sub had had enough and told the boy to sit down.

Finally he started again but a little girl walked in. “let me guess you were on top of cherry hill too”.

“No” said the little girl “i am cherry hill”.

Yo’ mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don’t you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.

Tres amigas charlan sobre su vida sexual:

�A Jos�, cuando hacemos el amor, se le calientan los test�culos�, dice una de ellas.

�Parece que eso le pasa a todos los hombres, porque a Juan tambi�n le sucede lo mismo�, responde otra.

�Pues yo no me he fijado con Luis, pero esta noche lo sabr�, dice la tercera.

Al otro d�a, la mujer de Luis aparece con un ojo morado, un brazo enyesado y cardenales por todo el cuerpo.

��Qu� te pas�?�, inquieren preocupadas las dos amigas.

�Fue Luis�.

��Luis? �Pero, por qu� te golpe� as�?�

�Es que anoche, cuando hac�amos el amor, le toque los test�culos para confirmar lo que hab�amos hablado y, al ver que los ten�a calientes, le dije: Se te calentaron al igual que a Jos� y Juan�.