There was this young couple who have dated since high school, but they have never had sex, because the boy’s mother always told him that what a woman has between her legs has teeth. For obvious reasons the boy was always afraid to venture down there.
They finally marry, and on their wedding night, the young groom walks out of the bathroom to find his new bride dressed in a very sexy negligie and lying invitingly on the bed. She says to him, “Oh honey, here’s the moment we’ve been waiting for. It is time to consummate our marriage.”
He is apparently flustered, and says, “Oh, no….I’m not going down there!”
The confused bride asks, “Why?”.
He turned to her and said, “Well, my mother always told me that what a woman has between her legs, has teeth.”
The bride laughed and said, “That’s nonsense, let me show you.”
So, she whips off her negligie, spreads her legs open, and pulls her pussy lips apart and says, “See honey, no teeth”
The groom quickly replies, “My God! With gum disease like that, no wonder you have no teeth!!!!”