Yo’ mama’s breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
Author: admin
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you
will be unbearable.
God gave to Adam
God says to Adam, “I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want
to hear first?”
Adam says, “Tell me the good news first.”
God says, “I’m going to give you a penis and a brain. You’ll derive from these
great pleasure and great intellect.”
Adam replies, “Wonderful! But what’s the bad news?”
God says, “I’m only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a
time.”
Un hombre estaba sentado en
Un hombre estaba sentado en la barra de un bar, completamente borracho. De vez en cuando suspiraba profundamente y daba un largo trago a su tarro de cerveza. El cantinero, que lo hab�a estado observando por un rato, le dijo, “Oiga amigo, �cu�l es su problema?”
“Mi hermano me dijo hoy que hay un banco de esperma en la colonia que paga $100 por una donaci�n.”
“S�, �y qu�?”
“�No te das cuenta?” grit� el borracho. “�He dejado escapar una verdadera fortuna entre mis dedos!”
army slogans
If i saw this slogan id join faster than a sumowrestler to a
hotdog
“osama wants yo momma come protect her for the u.s.”
(signups anyone)
Quote
If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will drink beer, tell lies and wear a stupid hat.
Knock KnockWho’s there?Julia!Julia who!Julia want
Knock KnockWho’s there?Julia!Julia who!Julia want some milk and cookies!
Maybe you can’t buy happiness,
Maybe you can’t buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
HOW LONG?
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE A BLACK LADY TO POOP?
9 MONTHS
Un p�jaro volaba tranquilamente disfrutando
Un p�jaro volaba tranquilamente disfrutando del d�a. Distra�do, comenz� a volar demasiado alto y empez� a sentir fr�o. Antes de que pudiera encontrar una corriente de aire m�s caliente, comenz� a nevar y el p�jaro se congel� y cay� al suelo. En el colmo de la mala suerte, lleg� una vaca y cag� sobre �l.
Como el esti�rcol estaba tibio, el p�jarillo comenz� a descongelarse y, sinti�ndose otra vez bien, empez� a cantar. Un gato que andaba cerca escuch� el ruido y se pregunt� que suced�a; as� que se acerc� al mont�n de esti�rcol y comenz� a removerlo. Pronto encontr� al pajarillo y se lo comi� de un bocado.
Esta historia tiene tres moralejas: Primera, no todos los que se cagan encima de ti son tus enemigos. Dos, no todos los que te sacan del esti�rcol son tus amigos. Y tres, cuando te sientas tibio y feliz, y te parezca que la suerte te sonr�e, debes mantener tu bocota bien cerrada!
Democrats buy most of the books that have…
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
This might make you a red neck or a neggar or mexican
If you are laughing for hours with your friends becuase your dog is tearing a stupid snake to bits ,you might be a red neck.
If you whear white gloves when your eating tootie rolls becease you afriad of biting your fingers ,you might neggar .if your ideire for exercise is running away cops after robing a gas station ,you might be neggar. If you have a BBQ where then are more cegs then people at your BBQ,you might be a mexican .
I hope didnt affend any one whith these jokes