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Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion….
Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion.
– Edward Abbey
Don’t get lost in the
Don’t get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost.
A man went to the tattoo parlor and had the…
A man went to the tattoo parlor and had the words “yes” and “no” tattooed on his penis. When he got home that night, he approached his wife in their bedroom. He stripped off his pants and shorts, revealing his aroused organ and its new tattoo.”What do you think, honey?” he asked his wife.Deliberately she said, “You tell me how to cook, you tell me how to clean the house, you tell me how to do the laundry… and now you’re going to put words in my mouth?”
Blondes havin breathin probs
A BLONDE WOMAN WALKS INTO A HAIRDRESSERS WITH HEADPHONES ON.SHE ASKS THE HAIRDRESSER FOR A TRIM.
HE REQUESTES THAT SHE TOOK HER HEADPHONES OF.
SHE SAID THAT WLD KILL HER.
WHILE DOING HER HAIR SHE FALLS ASLEEP.SLEEKINLY HE REMOVES HER HEADPHONES.
SHE DIE
THIS WAS BECAUSE THE TAPE WAS SAYING REPEATEDLY.
“BREATH IN,BREATH OUT”
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident. There in only one survivor. Who is it?
A: The perfect woman – Santa Claus is made up and there’s no such thing as the perfect man!
Aerobics Instructors
Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going “To the left, and two and three and four, to the right, and two and three and four…”
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill were working in a factory. One day the supervisor approaches Jill and says, “Jill. I’m afrid I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off.” Jill replies,”Well, you better Jack off because I’m too tired.”
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?…
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch.
Popes Crossword
The pope and one of his aides were traveling across the Atlantic on plane, and during the flight, the Pope tried to catch up with one of his crossword puzzles.
Midway through the flight, the Pope leans over to his aid and whispers: “what’s a 4-letter word that means ‘woman’ that ends in unt?”
His aide thinks for awhile and triumphantly says, “I have it. it’s Aunt.”
“Oh dear”, says the pope, “do you have an eraser?”
The wife
The wife says: Hang the picture thereThe wife means: No, I mean hang it there!The wife says: I heard a noiseThe wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.The wife says: Do you love me?The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive.
Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
Hillbillies on Halloween
What do hillbillies do on Halloween?
Pump kin.