A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old lawyers gave them a fight for their lives. The gang was very happy to escape. ‘It ain’t so bad,’ one crook noted. ‘We got out with $25 between us.’ ‘I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!’ the boss screamed. ‘We had over $100 when we broke in!’
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Women prayer
LORD I PRAY FOR WISDOM TO UNDERSTAND MY MAN ,LOVE TO FORGIVE HIM , PATIENCE FOR MOODS BECAUSE LORD IF I ASK FOR STRENGTH I WILL BEAT HIM TO DEATH
Cheapest meat
Q; Whats the cheapest meat you can buy????
A; Deer balls, their under a buck!!!
Gorilla Removal
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.”Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?” the service guy asks.”Boy,” is the man’s response.”Oh yeah, I can do it. I’ll be right there”, says the service guy.An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: “Now, I’m going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla’s testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him.”The man asks, “What do I do with the shotgun?”The service guy replies, “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua.”
Duck Hunting
A duck hunter killed four ducks. He put them into his bag and began to walk home. The game warden stopped him and said, “So, your a duck hunter?”
“Yes sir, I am”
The warden sticks his thumb up the first duck’s ass and says, ” This duck is from New York, do you have a New York hunting license?”
The hunter replies, “Yes I do.” and he shows it.
The warden checks the other ducks, the same way, and says, “My, my, you have ducks from NY, VT, CT and NH! Where are you from?”
The hunter turns around, bends over and pulls down his pants, and says, “I don’t know…why don’t you tell me?”
What is wrong with Polish snow tires?…
What is wrong with Polish snow tires?
They melt.
police hire
captin:one final question before we give you your badge. recruit:yes,sir? captinwhat would you do if you were required to arrest your own mother? recuit:call for backup,sir
Honest lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
Broke.
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Edited by Curtis
They keep telling us to
They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn’t all
that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said,
“Body, how’d you like to go to the nine o’clock class in vigorous
toning?” Clear as a bell my body said, “listen bitch… do it and you
die.”
Good advice is something a
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Fun to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.32. Bring a water pistol with you.
100%
Susie came skipping up the walk. She opened the door and said,
“Mommy! I got a 100 today!” The mother replied, “That’s great,
dear! What did you get it in?” “Two things,” Susie said. “I got
a 46 in science, and a 54 in mathematics.”