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Grandpa and grandma were living with their son and daughter-in-law.

Grandpa noticed that his son had a bottle of Viagra and asked if he could have one.

His son said, “Dad, I don’t think you should take one they’re very strong and expensive.”

Grandpa said, “I know — but I want to try one. How much are they?”

His son said, “They’re $10 each.”

Grandpa only had a $50 bill but he said he was going to the bank and would leave $10 under his son’s pillow that night.

The next morning his son found $110 under his pillow and said “Dad, I told you it was only $10 — there’s $110 under my pillow!”

Grandpa said, “That’s okay, — the other $100 is from Grandma!”

It was early spring in British Columbia�..A Frenchman hired three Indians to do some tracking for him while he hunted bear�A few hours into the trip through the mountains they came upon a cave and all stopped�One of the Indians steps forward and yells, “WOO�WOOO”� There was a similar response from in the cave� He then tore all his clothes off and ran into the cave�Another couple of hours goes by� Another cave� They all stop� The second Indian yells “WOO�WOOO”� And again “woo�wooo” was heard from the cave� He rips off his clothes and darts into the cave�Now the Frenchman was very curious and asks�”What da devil is going on???” The third Indian explains�”It Indian mating season�when you give mating call and it returned mean available female in cave.” A little while later�a third cave�a third call�a third response�The clothes are off�the Indian is gone.”Well dare ain’t gonna be no huntin now” the Frenchman thinks to himself. So�along the trail the Frenchman sees a big cave and� “WOO�WOOO”���..No response “WOO�WOOO”�Hesitation�Then “woo�wooooo” From in the cave� The Frenchman rips off all his clothes and runs full speed into the cave�The next day in the Vancover Times���������headlines read NAKED FRENCHMAN KILLED BY TRAIN

Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.

After a while the boy stops.

“You know we’ve been doing this for a few weeks now and I think it’s time we went all the way.” he pleads.

“Well, maybe,” she says, “but I’m a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides all those people at the field may hear us.”

The boy stops and says, “Hmmm, well then if it hurts, start making cow sounds, and I’ll stop. But if it feels good start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we’re really doing.”

The girl agrees so they quickly take off their clothes and get down to business.

Ten minutes later people watching the game hear sounds echoing through the quiet countryside so loudly that the teams stop playing.

“Moooo ….. Moooooo …… Moooooooon River …….!”

Submitted by Calamjo
EDited by Curtis

Two Polish guys are sitting on a bench in the park. All of a sudden, a bum
comes up to them and says in a gruff voice, “Hey, I’ve gotta riddle for
you guys.” “What is it?” Asks one of them. “What has TWO heads, FOUR arms,
FOUR legs and is as dumb as a rock?” The bum asks. The Polish guys look at
each other and one of them says “Well, we don’t know, what is it?” “YOU
AND YOUR FRIEND!” The bum says and walks away. The Polish guys hesitate
for a moment in apparent confusion and then start laughing. “Hey, that was
such a good riddle the bum told us!” They say “Let’s go tell it to someone
else!” They looked around in the park and saw two American guys walking.
They came up to them, snickering, and anxious to tell that joke to
someone. “Hey guys!” “Yeah?” The other guys turn around. “We got a riddle
for you two!” “Yeah, what is it?” “What has TWO heads, FOUR arms, FOUR
legs and is as dumb as a ROCK?” The other guys think for a moment and then
say, “Okay, we give up, what is it?” The Polish guys look at each other,
snickering even more, “ME AND MY FRIEND!”