Lleg� un doctor a hacer

Lleg� un doctor a hacer su servicio social a un pueblo en la sierra. A los pocos d�as, empez� a notar que en el pueblo no hab�a mujeres y �ste se preguntaba c�mo le hac�an los hombres para satisfacer sus necesidades sexuales.

Un d�a, en una de las consultas, le pregunt� a su paciente: “D�game Don Pancho, �c�mo le hacen ustedes para satisfacerse si aqu� en el pueblo no hay mujeres?”

“Muy f�cil, por la tarde vaya para el r�o y ah� encontrar� su respuesta”.

En la tarde, el m�dico se dirije al r�o y, cu�l fue su sorpresa: que hab�a tremenda fila… todo el pueblo estaba ah�. El doctor se form� al final de la fila y el �ltimo, al darse cuenta de que era el m�dico, le permiti� pasarse hacia adelante y as� todos le fueron dejando su lugar hasta que el doctor qued� al inicio de la fila.

Lo que encontr� el m�dico fue un burro y pens�: “�Ahhh! As� es como se satisfacen estos cabrones. Bueno, ni modo”. Y se acomod� como pudo el doctor y le empez� a dar al burro por detr�s.

Pasado un rato, el segundo de la fila le pregunta al galeno: “Doctor, �le falta mucho?”

“No, ya mero termino, �por qu� me pregunta?”

“Lo que pasa es que necesitamos al burro para cruzar el r�o porque del otro lado est�n las �PUTAS!”

Chanting at the Asylum

A man walks to work every day. On his way there he always passes the local insane asylum.Well, one day when he was walking by the asylum. He heard all the patients on the other side of the tall wood fence chanting “Fifteen, Fifteen”. He became very curious but had no way of knowing what was going on.The chanting became louder “Fifteen, Fifteen, Fifteen” , and his curiosity became stronger. What were they doing? His imagination went wild…. were they torturing fifteen people, were they counting something he did not want to know about? He could not stand the suspense.He finally saw a little knot whole in the fence, just big enough to look through. He walked up to it cautiously and ducked down to look in it.All the sudden he got pocked in the eye with someone’s finger. The chanting changed to “Sixteen, Sixteen, Sixteen”.

Un matrimonio sueco, ambos catires

Un matrimonio sueco, ambos catires y ojos azules, con sus respectivos padres catires y ojos azules, y sus respectivos ocho abuelos rubios y ojos azules, tienen un ni�o de piel negra, pelo chicha y con los ojos como aguarapaos.

El padre, picao, se hace la prueba de paternidad, y el m�dico les confirma que el hijo es leg�timo. Ante las reclamaciones del padre, que no lo pod�a entender, el doctor
les explica:

“Bien, estamos ante un evidente caso de la ‘enfermedad de Kodak’: vagina grande, pene peque�o, entra la luz y se vela el ni�o”.

Country Music in the

A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams.He went over to a table where a body was lying face down. He removed the sheet over the body and to his surprise he found a cork in the corpse’s rectum. Figuring this was fairly unusual, he pulled the cork out, and to his surprise, music began playing “On the road again… Just can’t wait to get on the road again…”The student was amazed, and placed the cork back in the rectum. The music stopped. Totally freaked out, the student called the Medical Examiner over to the corpse.”Look at this. This is really something!” the student told the examiner as he pulled the cork back out again.”On the road again… Just can’t wait to get on the road again…””So what?”, the Medical Examiner replied, obviously unimpressed with the student’s discovery.”But isn’t that the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?” asked the student.”Are you kidding?” replied the Examiner, “Any asshole can sing country music.”

Good Night

Melissa came home late from her date. She was tired, so on her way to her bedroom she threw her coat over a dining room chair, threw her purse into the kitchen table, and just threw her clothes all over her bedroom floor without a care.

Next morning at breakfast her mother asked if she had a good time last night.

“Oh yeah” she said, “the best ever”

“I thought so” said mom, “your panties are still stuck to the ceiling”

Buying a Refrigerator

A blonde walks into a store and goes over to look at some
appliances. The salesman walks over and asks if she needs some
help. “I’d like to buy this refrigerator.” The salesman replies
“Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”

So the blonde goes home and dies her hair brown. She goes back
in the next day and again asks to buy the refrigerator. But
again the salesman says they can’t sell to blondes.

The blonde goes home and this time dies her hair red. She walks
in the next day asking for the refrigerator. And again the
salesman tells her they don’t sell to blondes.

Finally the blonde asks how he knows she is blonde. The salesman
replies “Because that is a microwave.”