Author: admin

A man calls home to his wife and says,”Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, “Yes lots of Walleye, some Blugill, and a few Pike. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?”The wife replies.”I did, they were in your tacklebox!”

1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in
your pants!

2. Is your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars and put
them in your eyes.

3. Is your father a baker? cause your have nice buns!

4. Thats a nice shirt but it would look better on my bedroom
floor!

5. Is that a ladder in your stocking? Or is it a stairway to
heaven!

6. The word of the day is “legs”, want to go back to my place
and spread the word!?

One day a teacher went into her classroom and saw the word “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day’s lesson.

The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkboard, but a little bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.

Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to find it again, but instead the chalkboard read :

“The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”

Submitted by Admin
Edited by Curtis

On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favourite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.”How romantic!” she thought. Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tiptoed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess. Her harried husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway.”Almost ready!” he vowed.”Sorry it took me so long — I had to refill the pepper shaker.” “Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?” “More’n an hour, I reckon. Wasn’t easy stuffin’ it through those dumb little holes.”