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There was a town in California were everybody
commited audultry.They were always going to
the town priest for forgiveness.The priest
was suprised how many people commited
audultry.He said,”If you do not stop
commiting audultry I will leave this church.””
The people did not want to loose this priest
because he was nice so they made a codename
for audultry
There were three guys (black, white, mexican) who worked as construction workers. They built buildings and stuff. Everyday at lunch they always got the same kind of sanwhich. ex. black dude got turkey, white dude got jelly, and the mexican dude got ham. One day they were on top of a building in which they were building, and it was lunchtime. So they opened their lunches. They were disappointed because they got the same lunch as yesterday. So the black guy said “Tomorrow
One day a mother goes to visit her daugter who has just been married.
The mother sees her daugter sitting. Waiting for her huband, but she’s on the couch naked. The mother asks the daugter why she’s not wearing any clothes.
The daugter replies, “This is the dress of love.””
So
Emma turned 100 years old and was very excited about receiving a telegram from the queen. She sat on her verandah very early waiting for the telegram boy.At 10am the boy came down the street on his bike but went past her house. Never mind she thought there is plenty of time.
At 1 pm the boy went past again. Emma was disappointed but thought it is only lunchtime.
At 5pm the telegram boy came by and stopped at her gate. She was very Excited and said “Sing it to me”” Are you sure? said the boy. Yes said Emma I have been waiting all day for this. All right
A man and woman meet at a bar one rainy night. the woman says to the man, “lets get out of here and go back to my place””. while they are at the womans house inside the bedroom they hear the front door open and slam. all of a sudden the women cries out “”my husband is home
One day in a caf� one man said,”I really could murder a bacon sandwich right now!””.
Another said
This guy isn’t feeling good so he goes and gets a check-up. The doctor calls him back in and tells him he has nothing but bad news. ” You’re terminal
One day at school a teacher asked her 1rst grade class to use the word “Definetly”” in a sentence. Little Susie raised her hand and said: “”The grass is definetly green!”” The teacher smiled and said: “”I’m sorry Little Susie
there was a little kid and she wanted to take a shower with her mom and her mom said es when they were in the shower the little girl looked up and said “mommy whats that?”” and her mom said “” thats my garden”” the next day the little girl wanted to take a shower with her dad and he said ok when they were in the shower the littlegirl looked up and asked “”daddy whats that?”” and her dad said “”thats my snake”” that night she got scared and slept with her mom and dad during the night she woke up and said “”MOMMY
1 Don’t call, ever.
2 If you like a girl, don’t tell her. It’s more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
3 Lie.
4 Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as “spike””
6 Here’s a good pickup line
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes
yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Seaworld
yo momma is so fat when she pushes the up botton the elevator she goes down
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!””
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street