There once was a Chinese waiter that worked at a bar. One day a man came in and sat down. The Chinese waiter walked up to him and said,
“Can I get you something?”” And the man said “” A coke
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Blonde In a Car
There once was this blonde who was driving home from her friends house one night. No one was on the road, luckily for her because she was swirving into the wrong lanes and going everywhere. A cop was hidden on a blind curve and saw the car swirving all over the road. He thought to himself, “She Must Be Drunk!! The second one this week!”” He turned his siren on an the blonde in the swirving car to pull over. She did as she was told and the officer pulled up behind her. He got out of his car and went up to the blonde woman in the swirving car. He said
Greek Honeymoon
There was a greek couple on a honeymoon.
Being greek they didnt know what to do on the honeymoon. so the wife said to the husband
“ring your mum she will know what to do””
so the husband rang his mum and asked
“”mum what do people do on honeymoons””
mother replied
“”you have sex of course””
“”oh yeah silly me”” replied the husband
“”what did she say”” the wife asked
Go, Silver, Go!
A man was driving his truck down an old country lane, when his truck stalled and fell into a ditch. Well, it just so happend to be that there was a farmer about a block away from the accident. The man saw that that farmer had a horse and asked if his horse could pull out his truck. The farmer said “Ok
Yo momma’s sooooo poor
Yo momma sooo poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I said, “Oh you lost a shoe?”” and she said
Tennis ball
A man walking in a park found a tenis ball which he picked up and put in his pocket. Later he met a woman who asked what the bulge was in his pants.
“Tennis ball”” replied the man.
“”Oh”” she said
Blonde on the way to Mexico
A Blonde was on her way to Mexico, She boarded the plane and sat in First class!.The stuardess came out and said
“excuse me
Yo’ mamma
Yo’ mammas so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean all of the whales started singing ” we are family
Lady nancy and churchhill
Lady Nancy Astor once got annoyed at Churchill.
“Winston
The tree
There once was a girl who loved goin up over the hills of her grandma’s house. One day she was exploring and found a tree. This was no ordinary tree. It was a muffin tree. She loved muffins. She always came up to that tree and ate its muffins. But one day, she got tired. “Why do you only grow blueberry muffins
Wallpapering
After wallpapering the living room herself, the wife glares at her husband sitting in his rocker reading and snaps, “I busted my butt for you today!””
The husband glances up from his paper and observes
What this One Blonde Did…
I know this blonde that’s so dumb…
She thinks Boyz2Men is a daycare center,
She thinks a quarterback is a refund,
She tripped over the cordless phone on when it was on the reciver,
She missed bus 44, so she took bus 22 twice,
She got stabbed at a shoot-out,
She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate,
She called me to get my phone number,
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make-up her mind,
She told me to meet me and the corner of “WALK”” and “”DON’T WALK