One day the blonde was driving down the road, When all of a sudden she swings her car from left to right left to right. After just about totaling the whole care she pulls to the near by Air-Port and waits for someone to come see her….About 30 minutes after a police officer came by and said “May I help you Miss?”” The blonde says “”yes
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Smoking Blondes
One day Jane walks into her friend Cindy’s (a blonde) room. Cindy is relaxing and watching TV.
Cindy says,”Will you hand me that pack of Nicotrol?””
Jane then asks
Discussing Jonah
The mean sunday school teacher was teaching the children about Jonah getting swalloed by a whale. Then one boy stood up and asked if Jonah was good after being swalloed. The teacher said, “well I don’t know.”” “”well I think he went to heaven
Flies
A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly-swatter in his hand. “What are you doing?”” she asked.
“”Hunting flies
Doctor my testicle has turned blue
A man goes to the doctor and says that he is worried because one of his testicles has turned blue. the doctor examins this and decides the only way to help would be to have the testicle amputated. The man decides to go through with the operation. The next week the man comes back and says his other testicle has turned blue, and once again the doctor recomends that the testicle should be removed. The following week the man comes back again and says his penis has turned blue also. After alot of arguing the man decides that the doctor is right and he should have his penis amputated. The week after the man has had a plastic tube inserted in place of his penis he comes back and says “Doc
$10,000
Tere is a severly drunk guy in a bar and he goes up to the bartender and says slurring and wobbling, “I’ll bet you $10
Vow of Silence
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of
silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one
monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence. One Christmas, Brother
Thomas had his turn to speak and said, “I love the delightful mashed
potatoes we have every year with the Christmas roast!”” Then he sat down.
Silence ensued for 365 days. The next Christmas
Why Blondes are so THICK!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn’t having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay with the others since several of his important clients were there.
As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.
She looked at him and smiled. “Jerves
A small boy uneducated
One day, there was this small boy who was uneducated. His parents were fighting and this is what they said.
“You’re a bitch!”” said the father to his wife.
“”You’re a bustard!””sard the mother to her husband.
“”Mom Dad
It Is Football. No it’s Not!
An amish and an american were at the amish’s home and watched two tumbleweeds roll around the dirt field. The amish yelled,”Yay field goal!”” He though it was a football game. “”Oh please
The Blonde Winner
One day a blonde put 50 cents in a pop machine, a pop came out, she put another 50 cents in and got another pop. She did it again and again, then finally alot of people were waiting in line. Finally the man behind her said “Can you hurry it up?””
The Blonde said
The Italian, the black, and the teacher
One day, a teacher was in her class teaching her lesson plan.
“Now were going to go around the class