Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man
who had recently passed away. One cannibal says, “Look at this! You start
at the feet and I’ll start at the head and we’ll meet in the middle.”” So
the two cannibals start eating. After a half an hour one stops eating
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A Scotsman at The Zoo
A Scotsman was on his first visit to a zoo and he sees an animal that he has never seen before, so he asks the zoo keeper “what animal it this””.The zoo keeper replies “”Thats a moose sir
YO MAMMA “U WOT”””
YO MAMMA “U WOT””
went into your house
Watch your language
A man and his son were driving in the car,when a police pulled them over for speeding. “Oh Shit!”” exclaimed the father.
“”What does shit mean daddy?”” Asked the little boy innocently.
“” It’s…ummm
Blonde Swim Race
A blonde a brunette and a redhead were in a swim race, and for the final lap they had to do the breast-stroke. The brunette came in first, the redhead in second, and the blonde didn’t finish. At the end all the reporters asked, “How come you never finished the race?”” Then the blonde said
Did you find Him??
Everybody in church was heading to the river cause little Johnny was going to be baptised. So the preacher takes little Johnny and says to him ” hold you’re nose and down we go””
Blonde painter
One day this blonde was looking for work so she was knoking on all her neighbors doors asking if they needed any yard work done. She knoked on one mans door and he said sure you can pint the porch, how much do oyu think would be fair?? 50$ said the blonde and the man gave her the paint. He went inside and told his wife. “what””
Dont touch me daughter
On day two budies had no place to stay in. They saw a farm and decided to stay there.They knocked on the door and a elderly scottish man answered.The two budies asked
can they stay over one night.The old scottish man repieid “Yes
Did santa give you that?
a little boy was ridding his bike when an officer on a horse stopped him.
the officer asked:
“little bot did santa give that bike?””
the liitle boy looked up at him and smiled
The canoe
on fine day, a blond is rowing her new canoe in a corn field. She does this for about an hour, until the blonde owner of the corn field pulls up in her car, and says
“hey
MURDER CASE
ONE DAY A BLONDE WENT TO THE POST OFFICE FOR A JOB INTERVIEW. THE INTERVIEWER ASKED THE BLONDE WHAT 1 AND 1 WAS. SHE REPLIED “ELEVEN””. THE MAN SAID THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR BUT I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT. THEN HE ASKED HER WHAT THE CAPITAL OF TEXAS WAS. SHE REPLIED “”T””HE SAID
The TV
The dumb-blonde went into a store and said to the manager, ” I’d like to buy one of your TVs””. The manager said