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Two blondes were riding a train for the first time. They had brought along a bag of bananas for lunch. Just as one bit into her banana, the train entered a dark tunnel.
In the darkness came the voice of one of the blondes to the other one, “Did you take a bite of your banana?””
“”No.””
“”Well
Three women go to thier gynacologists office for a prenatal checkup.
The doctor walks up to the first woman and asks, “What position was you baby concieved in?””
“”He was on top
a blond,red head, black and a brunett went for a drive in the car.
after about an hour the car broke down, so they had to walk back.
The brunett brought the food.
The black brought the water.
The red head brought the first aid kit.
And the blond took the car door.
the other three asked why!
the blond said “because if we get hot
A guy just came from Turkey and got a job as an apple seller at an apple farm. He didn’t know any English so he just stood behind the counter and got paid. On the third day his first costomer came in. “How much are your apples”” not knowing what to say he said Turkey. “”$.25″” said the manager. When the costomer bought the apple he gave a complaint to the manager. “”Just repeat what I say and you’ll do fine. But only do what I say.”” the manager said in Turkish.
The second costomer came in and asked “”How much are the apples”” “”25 cents”” he replied. “”Are they fresh”” the costomer asked. “”Turkey”” He replied. The manager passed by and said “”Fresh real fresh”” The third costomer came in and asked “”How much are your apples”” “”25 cents”” “”Are they fresh?”” “”Fresh real fresh.”” “”Should I buy one?”” “”Turkey”” he replied. “”Yes
Three men were builing a bridge and they decided to take a lunch brake.
The first man opened his lunch and said”If i get pasta for lunch one more time i am gonna jump off this bridge””
The second man opened his lunch a exclaimed””If i get a hotdog for lunch one more time i’m gonna jump off this bridge””
The last man opened his lunch and said””If i get peanut butter one more time for lunch i’m gonna jump off this bridge””
The next day they all jump off the bridge.
at the funeral
An old woman and her old man were in the feild tending to the garden when the old man noticed his woman bent over and he said “Damn woman your ass is bigger than my new B.B.Q grill””. She replied “”Oh stop it Henry!”” Well he decided to go measure his new grill and it was 35 inches across
Once there was these 3 flyz and they were out all day…well they got tired of flying so they seen a lady and thought “i got an idea””
one flew in her nose and one flew in her ear and one flew in her pussy. they spent the night. so the next morning they finally woke up
Once there was a Blonde,Brunette,and red head in jail.An officer was told to take them out back and shoot them.The officer took the Red head girl out side and said”I am going to count to three and then say fire & shoot you.””The redhead agreed.””Ok.1
SUPERMAN SAW WONDER WOMAN ON HER BED ONE DAY, NUDE, SPREAD -EAGLE,PLAYING WITH HERSELF. HE LOOKED IN HER BEDROOM WITH HIS X-RAY VISION. HE THOUGHT, “WHY I’LL BET I CAN FLY IN TO BEDROOM AND SCREW HER WITH MY SUPER-SPEED AND SHE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED””. SO- HE FLYS INTO HER BEDROOM
Sex Dictionary
Backed Up – Glandular condition that men get from not having sex.
Bad Breaker Upper – Someone who ends a relationship by saying those mean things that people don’t mean, but means them.
Home Bed Advantage – The confident feeling one gets while making love in one’s own surroundings.
“It didn’t take”” – George’s explanation for Susan’s short-lived experimentation with lesbianism.
The “”It’s-not-you-it’s-me”” routine – Breakup method to which George lays claim.
Love – A spice with many tastes
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”” The wife turns to her husband and says
There were three guys stuck on an island, the first guy was a African, the second was a German, and the third one was a redneck.
While swimming at the beach the African found a magical lamp and rubbed it. A jenie came out and told them three that he would grant them all one wish.
The African went first and wished to go back to Africa with his family. Then the German went second and wished to go back to germany with his family. Finally it was the rednecks turn so the jenie asked him ,” What is your wish.”” The redneck paused and started looking around and said