Centipede

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug) , which came in a little white box.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s with me and have a beer?”” But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit

I will give you hun hun hun hun hundred!!!!!!!!!!

A dull but beautiful seventeen year old girl has been catching the eye of her JSS2 teacher but every effort to woo this girl never caught the eye of this girl.According to the directives of the PTA and the school ADministration no student will be promoted to JSS3 unless the student passed in all subjects. Unfortunately, this poor girl failed in Mathematics, the subject teacher of Nana Esi.She was a ‘big mouth ‘ girl because she never went out with ‘poor teachers’.”hei. Nana Esi

“You’re Going to Die”””

A husband, let’s call him Sam, and wife, let’s call her Judy, go to the doctor for the sake of the husband and, after the doctor has fully examined Sam, comes out to talk with Judy about Sam’s diagnosis.
“Whats the matter with my husband Doctor?”” Judy asks.
“”He has a condition that is incurable. But there is one thing you can do that may help him live longer.”” the Doctor led on.
“”I’ll do anything

Cross Dresser

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn’t having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay with the others since several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.

She looked at him and smiled. “Jerves

A murder has just happened!!!

There were three Chinese men in England wanting to learn some English. So, one went into a Bingo place, another in a restaurant and the other into a sweet shop.

“YES!!!”” Someone shouted in the Bingo place so he learnt that. The one in the restaurant learnt “”KNIVES AND FORKS!!!”” And finally the last one learnt “”GOODIE GOODIE!!!”” from the little kiddies in the sweetie shop.

All of a sudden

1 ounce

A woman has a brain tomber and 1 ounce of her brain is removed. So she goes to a futuristic store to buy an ounce of brain. She asks the prices and the clerk replies,”depends on what your looking for.”” So the the Woman asks “”rocket Scientist.”” Clerk Replies “”$10

Skiing

There were three men hiking in the mountains and they came upon a cabin. They decided to stay there for the night because it was getting late and it was cold. It was really cold that they all decided to slept in the same bed.

The next day they all woke up and the man to the left said, “Man I had the weirdest dream