“I’m going fishing.”” Really means… “”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid
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Adding
One day a boy named Jonny was learnig out to add. When he got home from school, he started to do his homework. So he said out loud,” 2+2
Genie in the bottle
One day three men named Jimmy, Mike, and Sam found a genie in a bottle and the genie will grant everyone 1 wish if they yell what they want as you jump off a cliff. The first man, Jimmy, yells “I want a billion dollars!””. He jumps off the cliff and lands in a billion dollars. The next man
What does that mean?
Once there was a room with one scientist and one blonde. The scientist was very playful and loved to play games. The blonde was very serious and hated life and was very serious. She also hated games. The scientist wanted to play a game. “Do you want to play a game?”” the scientist asked the blonde. “”Okay. I guess
My daughter’s bedroom
there was a bruntette, redhead, blonde and there are all moms.the bruntette said “guess what i found in my daughter’s bedroom
Horse Sense
One day a rich man was looking for a gift for his daughter. He saw a beautiful white horse who was owned by a poor man. He offered $500 for it, but the poor man replied,
“I don’t know mister it don’t look so good.””
The next day the rich man offered $1000 for the horse. But the poor man replied
Bear hunting
one day a man went bear hunting. he saw a bear and had his gun locked on it. he shot, and looked up but nothing was there. he went over to where it was and felt a tap on his shoulder. the man turns to see the bear. the bear then says, ” you know the rules of the forrest?”” the man says no. the bear says
Dumb wives
Two men are at a bar talking about how dumb their wives are. One man says to the other,”my wife is so dumb. She went out and bought a car yesterday. She doesnt even know how to drive!”” The other man says to the other
Orange dick
a guy goes to the doctor and says “doc i have the weirdest problem. my um penis has turned orange.
“”ok may i take a look at the problem”” says the doctor
the guy pulles down his pants and showes him. and sure enough his entire dick is bright orange.
well says the doctor
Drunk driver and the preacher
one day a drunk driver was swerving all around on the road.A preacher,that was behind him,thought he could pass the guy and be safe afterwards.Well,the preacher tried to pass him,but fell off on the side of the road.The drunk driver stopped and asked the preacher if he was alright.The preacher got out of the ruff-looking car and said in a shaky voice,I am alright,for the good Lord rides with me.The drunk driver,being drunk,sayed “well you better let him ride with me
The Wrinkled Nightgown
The Wrinkled Nightgown
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man
bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was
getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box
downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who
said, “My word
Virgin Mary
A 3 year old girl visited her grand father’s house and saw a picture of the Virgin Mary on the wall. She asked “grandpa who is that lady on the wall?”” At which grandpa answered “”Mary””. The 3 year old said