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There are three men going to buy toilets,
one buys a steal toilet, and comes back after a week saying its too cold.
the second one buys a cotton toilet, comes back after two weeks saying its too soft!
the third one buys a musical toilet, cames back after a month saying ” EVERY TIME I SIT ON IT
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the english language is the word “fuck.”” It is the one magical word which by just its sound can describe pain
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, “Yup
One day 3 blondes walked into a barber shop. They all had portable C.D. players with headphones.
The first blonde walked in and sat down. The barber said,” will you please take off your headphones.”” The blonde replied “”No”” and before the barber could say anything the blonde walked out of the shop.
The next blonde walked in and the barber said the same thing
A boy in a 2nd grade class was given an assignment by his teacher.
The assignment read as follows.
“Pick Four sentences that you hear along the way home and bring them to school tomorrow to recite””
The young boy decided that he will pick his sentences from people on the road.
He walks down a street in the projects and hears a man arguing with his wife- “”shut the fuck up before i kill you””
He writes that sentence down
Then he hears a girl tell a boy on the corner “” who the fuck do you think you are bitch””
He writes that sentence down
Then he sees a group of kids playin a superhero game. He hears ‘ You know who i am? Superman!!
He writes it down
He hears a couple say “” Yea
A youngish man goes to the doctor and tells him his situation.
“I have ten kids and I don’t want any more
There were three idiots and a mushroom. The first idiot says to the mushroom, “Do you want to know the sound of an angry goose running from a dog in the local park?””
The mushroom doesn’t answer so the three idiots answered for it. “”Honk
7 year old Johnnie to teacher.”Please miss
Iron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had
happened. “The phone rang
Hey i was hangin out a friends house the other day when he called up this girl on the phone and asked,”Hey baby!!….. If I was a squirrel
A Family, a boy and his parents went to a nude beach while they were on holiday.
The little boy was building sandcastles when he noticed some women had bigger boobs than his mum. Confused he went to his mum, “Mummy mummy
bin laden, sadam hussane were sitting in a cave thinking of ways to bomb the U.S.A. and bin laden had his camel with him.
A man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out, then another man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out.
Sadam is looking a bit puzzled so he gose and asks a gard outside “why are people coming in the cave