Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll
squeeze these dangly things here
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A blonde bird goes into a lost persons and…
A blonde bird goes into a lost persons and ask’s if she can find out where her mum is so the man say’s “I dont know it’ll be hard””
“”oh i’ll do anything”” she replies so the man thinks
Irritations in life
1. When people point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my fucking watch is, where yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the fucking bathroom is? No!
2. When you go to a movie and someone says”Did you see that””? No I paid five dollars to come to the theater and stare at the fucking floor.
3. When I am waiting for a bus and someone asks me if the bus came yet. My reply is “”Yeah
Look at that dog!
Once there was a blonde and a brunette taking a walk. The brunette suddenly exclaims ” Oh my God
Stranded
There is a blonde, a brenete, and a red head stranded on an island. There is twenty miles back to shore. The red head says “I’m going to go for it!!”” She swam 5 miles and drounds. The brenete goes and gets 10 miles and drounds. The blonde goes 19 miles
Yo momma’s fat
Yo momma’s so fat when she ply’s “King of the Hill
You got mail
A neighbor of a blonde was washing his car. Then he noticed his neighbor coming out and checking her mail every 5 minutes. I am going to see what she is doing, he said to himself. Finally she came out again, looking very mad. “You must be expecting an important letter.”” he said. “”No
The comedian
At school, a teacher puts up a question on the board every Friday. Whoever gets it correct, gets to go home early, and stay home till Monday. The teacher puts up questions so hard, that the kids can’t answer it.
One day a kid went home, took 2 golf balls, spray-painted it black, put it in a brown bag and went to school. Before the teacher put up the question the boy rolled the 2 golf balls to the front of the room.
The teacher saw it, and asked, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”” The kidd stood up
Yo Momma So Poor
Yo Momma sooooo Poor that when her house caught on fire she went onto the roof, started clapping and stomping “Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Angry truck driver and the Ferrari
one afternoon a truck driver sees a blonde in her brand new ferrari cutting him off on a highway.
so he honks at her and tells her to pull over. so she did.
he told her to get out the car, so she did,
he drew a cirle on the side of the rode and said”stay in the circle untill i say to get out”” so she did .
Then he takes a baseball bat. he hit her car with it 1. she stated to grin. he did it again
Horny Madness
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The big guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below, so he tells his girlfriend to whisper:
“lettuce”” if she wants it harder and “”tomato”” if she wants a new position.
“”Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams.
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa.
PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can’t get pregnant.
Then the little brother shouts up.
“”Hey
Celebrity Driver
The Pope had just finished a tour of the Florida
East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.
Having never driven a limo, he asked the
chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a
choice, so he got in the back
of the limo and the Pope took the wheel.
He turned onto I-95 and
accelerated to about 90 MPH. WHAM! The
blue lights of the State Highway
Patrol flashed in his rearview mirror.
He pulled over and a trooper came to his
window.
When the trooper saw who it was, he said,
“Just a moment