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There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking,
minding his own business when all of a sudden this
great big dude comes in and –WHACK!!– he knocks
him off the bar stool and says,
“That was a karate chop from Korea.””
The little guy thinks “”GEEZ”” but he gets back up on
the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden
–WHACK– the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and
says
There was a guy who wanted to teach his horse how to listen to him. So he took him to a horse breeder and paid 75$ for him to teach him how to do some stuff. The guy who he paid was a priest and he said priestwords to the horse. So one week after he dropped the horsse off, he came back and wanted to see if his horse had improved. The priest said, “When you want him to go
there was 3 bears and the father was Shut up mom was non ya buisness and there son was trouble. Trouble was out picking berries and he got lost so his parents came to find him. Whe they were driving and looking for him a cop pulled them over. Mama and papa bear stoped and the cop said, ” Did you know you were speeding?”” No said papa bear. Sir what’s your name Shut up. So the cop went over to mama’s side and said ma’m what’s your name? None ya buisness. Are u two looking for trouble
This guy walks in a bar and he was wasted. He stumbled up to the bartender and asks in the most serious of voices, Does “BUD”” REALLY make you “”WEISER””???
The bartender quietly leans over the bar and says to the man “”Obviously Not
“If it weren’t for electricity
A BLOND WAS ON HER FIRST DAY AT THE TICKLE ME ELMO COMPANY. THE MANAGER WAS SHOWING HER AROUND AND TOOK HER TO HER POST AND SAID “THE ELMOES WILL COME DOWN THE CONVEYER BELT
One day a little girl walked up to her mother and and said ” Mommy do babies come out where guys stick their dicks?””
And the mother replied “”Well
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored
and frustrated at being a prawn
A professor at the University of Greece in Kalamata is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?””
About 90 students raise their Tsigara(cigarettes). “”Well that’s a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts
One day there are two priests playing golf, the first one of them is putting fo the hole but misses by an inch. He Says “Damn missed the bugger!””
The other says “”don’t speak that language
One nite this prostitute, was walking down the street. In Reno Nevada. And then she decided too stop bye this Tatoo parlor. As she sat down the tatooist asked her what she would like and where on her body would she like it. Then she said I would like Head of Mike Tyson, and Buster Douglas, put on the inner theighs of my legs. Then thats what the tatooist does. Then after that the prostitute walked out and started to walk down the Street some more,then she saw this bar, and got a few drinks. She got a little “carried”” away. Because she drank about 5 Screw drivers. Then she stumbled out of the bar
One day this little boys mother was about to take a shower and the boy said “Mommy