There was this guy who was on a safari to Africa, and gets caught by a tribe. The leader asks him,”Do you want Hisoku or death?”” The guy opts for Hisoku thinking it’ll be better than death.
The tribespeople strip him
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Window washers
There were 3 male windowwashers. One Mexican one American and one Polish. At lunch break one day the Mexican opened his lunch and got a burrito. He said,”man if i get another burrito im gonna jump.”” The American said
Joe and Mother Nature
One day Joe decided to go enjoy the outdoors with a round of golf. He was doing great untill the last hole when he sliced one way left into a field of beautiful buttercups.
Still upset about his lousy shot he couldn’t help but notice how beautiful the flowers were. He carefully walked through the field making sure not to step on any of the buttercups. Then all of the sudden, a voice from above says “Joe thank you so much for being so carefull not to step on my flowers.”” “”Who’s there?”” asks Joe. “”It’s me
Speed Trap
Speed Trap
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his
lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that
five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, “Officer
Men in a woman’s room!
A man was waiting in a long line for the man’s restroom when he saw that the lady’s room was about empty so he asked her if he could use it. She said, “You may. Just as long as u do not push any buttons.”” He agreed and ran in the door and in the stall. He thought to himself “” wow that’s a lot of buttons”” So he said oh i’ll just push this orange one… and then water splashed on his butt. He thought “”maybe another”” so he pressed the green one… which threw powder in his face. Then he pressed a red button that had the letters “”ATR””
When he awoke he was laying in a hospital room. He turned to a lady and said
Animal Quiz
Animal Quiz
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She
holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone
knows what it is. No one raises their hand.
The teacher says “See its long neck? What animal has a
long neck?”” Sally holds up her hand and asks
The priest and his horse
Once their was a priest. This priest bought a horse and decided to train it himself. He trained the horse to go when he said “thank the lord”” and to stop when he said “”amen.”” One day
Know I know my ABC’s…
There was a little kid who needed to learn the ABC’s for homework. He went to his big sister who was talking on the phone. “What’s the first letter of the alphabet?”” “”Shutup!””
Next he went to his older brother who was in the bathroom. “”What’s the second letter of the alphabet?”” “”Down the toliet
Nude beach
Two parents take their 6 year old son to a nude beach. Upon arrival the parents tell their son to go play. After about 10 minutes of the sons playing, he returns to his mother and asks her why all the other women have a bigger rack then her. She simply replys that the bigger the package the dumber the person. The boy runs off to go play again and returns after another 10 minutes and asks his mother why the other men have a bigger member then his dad. The mother again replys the bigger the package the dumber the person. The boy runs off and returns in five minutes and excitedly tells his mother, “MOM
Can’t trust Doctors
Charlie was once waiting at home for his wife 2 come back from the grocery store. When he got a phone call. It was the doctor and he said “Your wife has been in a terrible car accident andshe is at the hospital.”” So
Morgan’s night
Well, Morgan came home one night. She was 16 at this time. She found her old friend, Joey lying in her bed, with his shirt off. He turned his head and spotted Morgan! Morgan Clark walked over to him and asked,” Joey””? “”YEAH
Rookie officer
A detective is mentoring a blonde rookie officer and decides to give her a challenge. So he gives her a mugshot of a suspect turned to one side and tells her to see if she can give details about the suspect just by looking at the picture. The blonde looks at the picture and immediately says, “He wears contacts.””
Confused