3 backpackers, an Englishman,a Welshman and an Irishman walked into a bar in Sydney.The trio walk up to bar,the bartender leans over.He says “I DON’T WANT ANY FIGHTS!If you start any
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Blind, Blond, & Gutsy
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey
Fish Mistake!!!
One day, a blonde got some new fish. But there was a problem. She didn’t know how to feed the fish. So the blonde decided to ask her brunette friend. Then after they were done feeding the fish, she then asked, ” Now
The Test
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten
apples.”” The king then explained the trial to him. “”You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you’ll be eaten.””
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out
in pain
Uncle Ted’s Special Skill
Uncle Ted’s Special Skill
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn’t find
his ball once he’d hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended
that Joe bring along her uncle Ted. Joe said, “But Ted is 80 years old and
half senile!”” His wife replied
Good news and bad news in Baghdad
Saddam Hussein’s 7 doubles were hastily rounded up at an undisclosed site in Baghdad and informed, “Gentlemen
Blondes
One time a blonde walked into a rent-to-own store and asked to buy a T.V., the salesman said, “Sorry
Two Dicks(originally three)
Two dicks were sitting together one day and talking. The first one says, “I like my master
Little Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question, “Johnny
1wish
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th
birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared
and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she
would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The
fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was
the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, “Well
Lunch Anyone?
Lunch Anyone?
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger.
The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “One burger!”” Whereupon the chef
grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat
The Alphabet
There was a boy who had just learned his ABC’s and couldn’t wait to present them to his class. When he went to school he presented. He sang, “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ.”” Then the teacher said