A man was going to go on vacation,and in order to make sure that his wife didn’t have sex with anybody else, he went to buy her a present. He walked into a small store on the corner, and told the owner his situation.
The owner felt that he had a solution, and pulled out a small box. Inside the box was a dildo.The man said” So what
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2 boys & a cathlic school!
There were two little mistief boys who were always in trouble in school. One day they took it too far and got thrown out of that school and into a cathlic school, they were constantly in trouble there too. Until oneday, they were called up to the head nun’s office and given a lecture. One of them got let home while the other was kept in school. The head nun asked the boy, “where is God?”” The boy replied
Little Johnny’s Breakfast
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
“Not yet
Nail,Screw, and Bolt
A woodshop teacher asks the only girl in the class what the difference is between a nail, a screw, and a bolt on the first day of school and she says “Well
Yo momma
Yo mommas so ugly, her face is rated “R””
Yo mommas so fat
Wrong choice!
A woman sudenly woke up at 2 in the morning, with her husbend in the kithen. Woman:”Morning love
A blonde comes home
Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We lernt how to count up to 5 today mummy
A woman walks into a bar…
A woman walks into a bar already wasted. She goes up to the bar and says,”Beer tender
Cant hear
There is this guy that walks into a bar, and sees a genie, who grants him a wish.
The guy asked for “million bucks”” and all of a sudden
Student comes home from college
Student comes home from first semester of college and his father asks him how he likes school.
Student says ” I don’t know
There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde….
There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde.They ecscaped out of a german prison.The germans were chasing them so they desided to hide.The red head hid under the sheets, The burnet hid in a trash bag, and the blode hid in a potato sack.The germans poked the sheets and the red head said”MEOW”” and the germans said””its only a cat””.They poked the trash bag and the burnet said””WOOF”” and the germans said””its only a dog””.They poked the potato sack and the blonde said””potato
The blonde in the library
A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to the librarian and says, “I want a manicure and a pedicure.”” Then