One day, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in
a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up in
heaven. God says to them “Ahead are 100 stairs, at each stair
you will be told a joke, if you laugh you will take the one way
train to Hell, if you remain silent, you will continue on. If
you make it to the top, you will stay in Heaven.” So the
brunette started up the stairs. At the 55th stair she laughed,
and was sent abroad the train to hell. The redhead started to
climb but laughed at the 79th stair and got on the train to
Hell. The blond started up and made it to the 100th stair. She
paused, then began laughing non stop. Shocked, God asked her
why she had laughed. Still laughing she replied, “I finally got
the first joke!”
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There are no winners in
There are no winners in life…only survivors.
Bait
Od Man fishing in the greek to younger man who arrives to start fishing also: “Where yu bin the last week son?”
Young man: “I got me married.”
Old man: “Who’d ya marry son?”
Young man: “I married Mary Lou”.
Old man: “Why she’s so ugly, why d’ya marry her, is she a good cook?”
Young man: “Nope.”
Old man: “Is she good in bed?”
Young man: “Nope.”
Old man: “Is she pregnant?”
Young man: “Nope.”
Old man, still watching his float: Why in tarnation d’you marry her for then Son?”
Young man, baiting his hook: “She’s got the worms.”
Ashley Jokes.
My brothers are funny and some times they
are stoopit
Storks
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.”
The next night, it’s father’s turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying “Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he’s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.”
A few days later, the stork’s parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he’s been all night.
The baby stork says, “Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!”
Amish Computer Virus
AMISH VIRUS:
You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity nor computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files.
Thank thee.
Question and answer Clinton joke
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?A: T-A-T-E-R.
How did she know that?!!
A blonde’s house was on fire. She was
hysterical and called the Fire Department.
The man said, now calm down lady and tell us how to get to your house.
The blonde answered, “Dah
Pen problem
When asked to sign a document a doctor pulled
a rectal thermometer out of his pocket, “damn!””
Three Blondes on an Island!
Their were three blondes on an island, not to far away from the other side, but far enough not able to swim across.
One of the blondes goes up to a lamp on the sand and rubs the lamp. The genie comes out and says, “I will give you each one wish.””
One of the blondes walks up and says
The Football Game
A blonde and a brunette went to a football game. When it was over, the blonde said to the brunette, “Why in the world did those two teams fight over a lousy quarter?”” The brunette
I can fly
Three men were on top of the empire state building. The first man’s name was Clark the second man’s name was Joey and the thirds name was Jo Momma. Joey was drunk so Clark decided to play a little joke on him. Clark said,” Yo Joey if u jumped of this building tbe air would bring u rite back up!”” So Joey said