Q.what do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. do-you-think-he-sore-us?
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The bride wore white
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So, why’s the groom wearing black?”
Knock KnockWho’s there?Marion!Marion who?Marion on
Knock KnockWho’s there?Marion!Marion who?Marion on a Sunday!
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Confusion
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a circular room and tell them to sit in the corner.
The Big Bad Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.”My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf”, says Little Red Riding Hood.The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.”My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf”, says Little Red Riding Hood.Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign.”My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf”, taunts Little Red Riding Hood.With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams…”Will you fuck off, I’m trying to take a shit !”
I must have really escaped.
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody
in Room 27.
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is
empty.
“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Un profesor de primer a�o
Un profesor de primer a�o de Medicina est� dando a sus alumnos la primera lecci�n sobre autopsias en la morgue y les dice:
“Para hacer una autopsia, hay dos elementos b�sicos: el primero, no tener ninguna repugnancia.”
En ese momento, el profesor introduce un dedo en el ano del muerto y luego lo chupa. A continuaci�n pide a los estudiantes que hagan lo mismo y luego de un rato de silencio temeroso, �stos comienzan a obedecer. Cuando ya todos los alumnos han terminado de chuparse con asco el dedo, el profesor prosigue:
“El segundo elemento fundamental, es un sentido muy agudo de observaci�n: yo met� mi dedo anular, pero me chup� el �ndice.”
Why women don’t fart
Did you know why single women don’t fart?
Because they don’t have assholes until they get married.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
Tomatoes
Their was a mommy tomato a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. The baby was
falling behide and the mommy bumped the daddy tomato and he fell right back on
the baby and said,”Ketchup!”
Handwriting
One day Hillary is out taking a walk and comes upon the words “Hillary
sux!” written in piss. She says to her secret service men ” I want to know
who did this!” So they come back two days later and say, “Ma’am, we have
bad news and worse news. The bad news is that it’s the President’s piss.
The worse news is that it’s Monica Lewinske’s handwriting.
Yo mama
yo mamma so ugly and fat when her but saw her face it took off and ran to jlo