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Wisdom Teeth

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One day, a man walks into a dentists office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars”, says the dentist. “That’s a ridiculous amount!”, the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well…”, the dentist says, “if you don�t use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60.” Looking annoyed the man says, “That’s still too expensive!” “Okay”, says the dentist. “If I save on anaesthetics and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20”. “Nope, moans the man, “it’s still too much!”. “Well”, says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10.” “Marvellous!”, says the man, “Book my wife for next Tuesday.”

Helping the Doc!

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An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so really far out and there was no electricity.

When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

“Hit him again Doc, Hit him again!” the 5 yr. old said.
“He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!!”