Author: admin

Two rednecks are walking down the street. One of them looks over
and sees a dog licking himself on the sidewalk. He turns to the
other redneck and says, “Hey look at that dog, don’t you wish
you could do that?” The other redneck says, “Yeah, but don’t you
think the dog will bite me?”

In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a convenience store on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, “You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!”

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn’t recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.

Sticking it in my face, she said, “See, it says right here, ‘The three wise men came from afar!'”