Author: admin

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?

Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long.

Judge: Can’t they do without you at work?

Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.

A mad man has been in a certain church for almost two years,if not that he is mad, he would have been one of the sunday school teachers, some of the members dislike him,because he normaly disturbe when they are praying,but they take it that he is mad so they do not sack him from the church,b`cos he has been in the church for a long time.
one day there was revival in the church, the area head call for those who are suffering from any disease,should come forward for special prayers and deliverance,two men came forward followed by the mad man,the church member were happy to see the mad man joining the two men,for the prayers,b`cos why he got to know that he is mad.
the first man went and the doctor asked him his problem,and he said,he is suffering from (GONO),so the pastor put his hand on the man`s something,and said, i wash this in the blood of Jesus,and i dip it in the blood of Jesus,and he told the man to go and sit down.
he called the other man and asked him his problem,the man open his leg,come and see the whole church smelling,b`cos the man is having a very big wound on his leg,and the leg is even rotting,the pastor hold the leg with his hankerchief on his nose,saying i put this leg in the blood of Jesus,then told the man to cover it and to go and sit down. He the called the mad man,he did not asked the mad man his problem,but he said to the mad man that,you! is your head which is killing you,so he hold the head of the mad man and said,i put this head in the blood of Jee..the mad man did not allowed the pastor to finised and he removed his head from the hand of the pastor,and said to the pastor,dont put my head in that blood of Jesus that you want to say,are you out of your mind,or have you fogoting that you put that rotting leg in that blood,and you are to put my head in that same blood,put my head in in another person`s blood but not in Jesus blood,you hear

by Ek kobeah
pharmceutical chem.
KNUST

Ed and Ted are standing side by side at urinals when Ed glances down and sees that Ted’s dick is twisted like a corkscrew.

Ed says, “I’ve never seen one like that before.”

Ted says, “Like what?”

Ed says, “All twisted, like a pig’s tail.”

Ted says, “What’s yours like?”

Ed says, “Straight, like normal.”

Ted says, “I thought mine was normal ’til I saw yours.”

Ed finishes and starts shaking his prick.

Ted says, “What’d you do that for?”

Ed says, “I was shaking out the last few drops.”

Ted says, “Wow… and to think that all these years I’ve been wringing mine out.”