G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid.
So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says: “Now George, what you
need to do is to surround you with smart people. Let me show you.” She calls
Tony Blair in and asks: “Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and
it isn’t your brother. Who is it?”
Tony Blair responds: “It’s me, ma’am.”
“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and says:
“Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”
“Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”
So, upon returning to Washington, G.W. calls Dick Cheney and says: “Dick, your
parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?”
And Cheney says, “Wow, let me think about it and get back to you.”
So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says: “Colin, your parents had a baby. It
isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?” And Colin Powell says,
“It’s me, of course!”
So Cheney calls Bush and says: �I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s
Colin Powell.”
And Bush says: “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
***
Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a ‘get acquainted’ tour of
the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had
a solid gold urinal!
That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal: “Just
think,” he said, “When I am President, I’ll have my own personal gold urinal!”
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she
told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that,
in the President’s private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to
Bill and said: “Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone.”
***
On a propaganda tour through the United States President George Bush visits a
school and explains his political actions. Afterwards he invites the children to
ask him questions.
Little Bob rises to speak: �Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:
1. how did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore? 2. Why do
you want to attack the Iraq without reason? 3. Don’t you think that the nuclear
bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?�
Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of
the classroom. When they come back from the break President Bush encourages them
again to ask questions.
This time Joey rises to speak: �Mr. President, I have got five questions to
ask: 1. how did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore? 2.
Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason? 3. Don’t you think that the
nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times? 4. Why
did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today? 5. Where is my friend Bob?�