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Jaimito conjugaba el verbo andar:

“Yo…, esto… ando, tu… andas…

Y le dice la profesora:

“M�s r�pido Jaimito.”

“Yo corro, tu corres, el corre…”

Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
“What have you done Tommy O’Connor?”

“I had sex with a girl.”

“Who was it, Tommy?”

“I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin.”

“Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?”

“No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot tell you who it was.”

“Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?”

“No father, please forgive me for my sin.”

“Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha O’Keefe.”

“No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was.”

“Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Mary’s and 4 Our Fathers and you will be abolished of your sin.”

So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph was waiting. “What did ya get?” asked Joseph.

“Well I got 5 hail Mary’s, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads.”

what does a jack rabbit and ablonde have in common? they both like it fast…….lol haaa hahhhhaaa

Llega la Madre Teresa al cielo y San Pedro le otorga una peque�a corona en reconocimiento por el buen trabajo que realiz� en la tierra.

Una semana despues llega la Madre teresa a la oficina de San Pedro y dice:

“Me vengo a quejar. La Princesa Diana no hizo nada que no fuera por publicidad y sin embargo tiene una corona mucho m�s grande que la m�a. �Exijo una explicaci�n!”

San pedro responde:
“No se preocupe, Madre, que eso no es una corona. �Es el gu�a del Mercedes que todav�a no se lo han podido sacar!”

Se encuentran dos amigos en la calle: “Pero Juan… �te has hecho una mujer!”

“Pues s�, me d� cuenta que me sent�a mujer y me oper�.”

“Pero eso habr� sido doloroso.”

“S�, claro… me tuvieron que poner implantes de silicona, me cortaron mis partes, me depil� todo el cuerpo… un horror. Pero lo peor de todo fue cuando me tuvieron que reducir el cerebro.”

A farmer is giving his blonde wife last-minute instructions
before heading to town to do chores.

“That fellow from the University will be along this afternoon to
inseminate one of the cows. I’ve hung a nail by the right stall
so you’ll know which one I want him to impregnate.”

Satisfied that his blonde wife understood the instructions, the
farmer leaves for town.

That afternoon, the ‘Inseminator’ arrives, and the wife
dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall
with the nail.

“This is the cow right here,” she tells him.

“What’s the nail for?” the guy asks.

Replies the wife, “I guess its to hang up your pants.”