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The Top 13 Rejected Pok�mon Names
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ]
13> Jigglybutt
12> Herpekachu
11> Bongbuzz
10> Rastamon
9> Chepejapaneztoi
8> Fartachu
7> Mommysbroke
6> Pustulette
5> Wakamole
4> Guntotingoth
3> Watchutawkinboutwillis
2> Tracilords
1> Liberachee
The Brown Cow, the White Cow, and the Bull
On a farm lived a boy and his mom. The farm had a brown cow, a white cow,
and a bull. So, one day the boy runs to his mother and says, “Mommy,
mommy, the bull is fucking the brown cow.” The mom looks at him harshly
and replies, “No, son, you have to say the bull surprised the brown cow.”
The next day the son runs to his mom and before he can say anything the
mom said, “I know what you are going to say, the bull SURPRISED the white
cow.” The son said, “He sure did, he fucked the brown one again.”
Q: How many marketing
Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It isn’t too late to make this neon instead, is it?
Anorexic
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump.
The coffin was bumped loose, fell out onto the road and began sliding back toward town. (It was a steep hill) It slid faster and faster.
Finally, it reached the town and was skidding its way down Main St.
Suddenly, at one intersection, the coffin hit a curb, flew onto the sidewalk, smashed through the front glass window of the pharmacy, and slammed up against the prescription counter.
The lid popped off, the corpse sat up and said..
“You got anything to stop this coffin?”
The Paratrooper
A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, “If anything goes
wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha’ and you will be saved.”
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said,
“Buddha oh Buddha,” and a hand came out and saved him.
He said, “Thank God,” and he was dropped.
Keeps informed
Keeps informed on business issues: Subscribes to Playboy and National Enquirer.Listens well: Has no ideas of his own.Maintains a high degree of participation: Comes to work on time.
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill’s sex life. I asked her “Hillary, is your sex life with Bill anything like what he had with Monica?”, and she said “Well, close but no cigar.”
Knock Knock 108
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kansas!
Kansas who?
Kansas the best way to buy tuna!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Katherine!
Katherine who?
Katherincan Queen!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kay!
Kay who?
Kay sera sera!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window!
Yo mamma madness
1) ya mamma said she love me
2)ya mamma is gay big guy ye how bout that
Xbox and Jackson
What does Michael Jackson and XBOX have in common?
Their both made of plastic and little kids both turn them on.