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Father Delany was walking home after his sermon late one night when he came upon this intoxicated tramp on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the man, “Do you live here?”
“Yesh,” the man slowly replied.

“Would you like me to help you upstairs?” the father asked.

“Yesh,” the man slowly sputtered.

When they got up on the second floor he asked, “Is this your floor?”

“Yesh,” again the man replied.

Then Father Delany got to thinking that maybe he didn’t want to face the man’s irate wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it, then went back downstairs.

But lo and behold when he went back outside, there was another Tramp lying on the sidewalk. So he asked that man “Do you live here?”

“Yesh.”

“Would you like me to help you upstairs?”

“Yesh.”

So he did and put him in the same door with the first Tramp. Then went back downstairs, where, to his surprise, there was another tramp.

So he started over to him. But before he got to him, the tramp staggered over to a policeman and cried, “For God’s sake, offisher, protect me from thish man. He’sh been doing nothing all night long but takin’ me upstairsh and throwing me down the elevator shaft!”

Una pareja de inditos, viv�an en una montana a tres horas de la ciudad; un d�a el indito se enferma y le dice a su esposa:

“Vieja, yo no mi sientu muy bien mi duele todo el cuerpu y la cabeza tambi�n.”

La indita al o�r esto le responde:

“Pues andati donde el ductor a ver que ti dice.”

El indito agarra a su burro y sale para la ciudad, despu�s de 3 horas llega donde el doctor y le dice:

“Ductor ductor, yo mi sientu muy mal.”

“D�game, se�or, �qu� le pasa?”

“Mi duele todu el cuerpu y la cabeza tambi�n.”

Despu�s de unos estudios el doctor le da la receta y le dice:

“Bueno, quiero que se ponga dos supositorios por el recto tres veces al d�a.”

“Aaah ta g�enu, ductor.”

El indito se regresa y cuando llega a la casa le pregunta la mujer:

“�Y que ti dijo?”

“No, pues que me mitiera dos supositorios tres veces al d�a que por el rectu.”

“Aah, ta g�eno”, le dice la indita.

A los pocos minutos viene el indito y le dice:

“Oye, vieja �ques el rectu?”

“Y no le preguntastes imb�cil, regresati, regresati.”

Se regresa el indito donde el m�dico y le pregunta:

“Disculpe ductor �que es el rectu?”

“Ay, Dios m�o” dice el doctor, “por el ano pues.”

“Aah, ta g�eno.”

Y se regresa para la monta�a, y al llegar le pregunta la indita:

“�Y qu� ti dijo?”

“No, que esqui era por el anu.”

“Ah ta g�eno pues”, le dice la indita.

A los pocos minutos le pregunta el indito a su mujer:

“Oye, vieja �y qu� es el anu?”

“�Y no le preguntastes istupido? regrisati, regrisati,”

Y dice el indito:

“�Aah, yo no mi regresu, capaz si me regresu me dice que me lo meta por el culo!”

What’s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

A pussy is warm soft and wonderful and a cunt’s the thing that owns it.

One day a man was at work and his employee noticed that his fly
was open so she said, “Mr. Curtis, your bear store is open.”

He finally realized what she was talking about and decided to
have a little fun…. “When you noticed that my Bear Store was
open did you see a soldier standing at attention next to two
barrells or ammo?!” said Mr. Curtis.

“No I didn’t,” she replied, “I saw a handicapped veteran sitting
on some old duffle bags!”