Yo mommas so fat she waves a popsical stick around and cals it airconditioning
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Your so poor
Your so poor
that when i walked in the front door and stepped on a cockroach
the family started singing
clap your hands stomp your feet
thank the lord we have some meet!
Why is a lawyer worse than
Why is a lawyer worse than a tapeworm?
because a lawyer continues sucking you even when you are dead!
El cient�fico: Mira al suelo
El cient�fico: Mira al suelo mientras mea y al mismo tiempo examina las burbujas y hace experimentos sobre la presi�n del chorro de acuerdo con la magnitud del pujo.
El despreocupado: Orina toda la parte externa del inodoro o mea en el lavamanos si encuentra todos los retretes ocupados.
El distra�do: Se desabrocha la bragueta, se saca una punta de la camisa y se mea en los pantalones.
El d�bil: Dura varios minutos busc�ndosela entre la bragueta y al final decide bajarse por completo los pantalones para poder sacarla.
El envidioso: Mira hacia los dem�s mingitorios y compara su pija con la de los otros.
El exquisito: Se sienta en el inodoro para mear.
El fanfarr�n: Se desabrocha cinco botones para sac�rsela cuando dos hubieran sido suficientes.
El infantil: Dirige el chorro hacia arriba y hacia abajo, intentando llegar m�s alto o cazar un insecto.
El insidioso: Deja escapar un silencioso pedo; luego olfatea y mira acusadoramente al vecino.
El nervioso: No encuentra la bragueta, se desgarra el cintur�n y se arranca los botones o la cremallera.
Joke found on http://www.loschistes.com
GROSS
WHY DID PIGLET LOOK IN THE TOILET?
HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOH!
El Ministro de Relaciones Exteriores
El Ministro de Relaciones Exteriores de Tontilandia visita al Papa. Al despedirse, una vez terminada la reuni�n, le manifiesta:
“Dele mis m�s sinceros saludos a su esposa”, y se marcha.
Sorprendido, el Papa le manifiesta a su ayudante:
“�Vio que falta de respeto? �Mandarle sus saludos a mi esposa!”
“Despreoc�pese, su Santidad, no es la primera vez que eso nos pasa con este se�or. �La vez anterior nos mand� un mensaje felicit�ndonos cuando ganaron los Cardenales de San Luis!”
Treasure hunters
theres a scotish man a english man and a irish man.They go treasure hunting in a cave and find a multicoloured slide.The scotish man goes down it and he sees gold at the bottom of it so he shouts gold and lands in a pile of gold.The english man goes down and sees silver and shouts silver and lands in a pile of silver. the irish man goes down and he is a real scardy cat so he shouts sh.t aqn lands in a pile of sh.t
Italian Conversation on a Bus
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves,
and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following;
“Emma comes first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I
come again. Two asses they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come once-a more.”
“You foul mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In
this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “I’mma just tellun my
friend howa to spella Mississippi.”
Ways to confuse a roommate
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.84. Wipe deoderant all over your roommate’s walls.
K-mart shoppers
You might be a redneck if your baby’s first words were, “Attention, K-mart
shoppers.
Question and answer Clinton joke
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?A: The United States of America!
Question and answer Clinton joke
Q: What’s the difference between Clinton and Christopher Reeve?A: Clinton is dead from the neck up.